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Anyone for spam?
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:43 am
by CrinklyArse
For the famous spam song click here:
http://w3.informatik.gu.se/~dixi/spam.htm
Lovely...
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:48 am
by CrinklyArse
and now we have the famous monty python sketch:
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: (to Waitress) Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (singing elaborately in RealAudio) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:33 am
by ForM
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:04 am
by The HavoX
uh-oh, here comes a lot of spam!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:05 am
by The HavoX
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:26 am
by Bdw3
last row is 16 cans short. :icon14:
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:32 am
by The HavoX
bah

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:25 pm
by CrinklyArse
humbug...
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:23 pm
by Bdw3
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:44 pm
by The HavoX
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:27 pm
by CrinklyArse
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:33 am
by CrinklyArse
:icon32: when snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food :icon32: