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bra straps...
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:49 am
by zeeko
ok... this is a tragic tale so get your tissues ready.. So i'm with my girlfriend... to make a long story short, we get going, and i reach around to take off her bra, just like the other time, and THERE IS NOTHING THERE. NO CLASP, NADA. and so i'm like wtf (in my head) and so then i figure it has to be in the front. So i make my way there... and i get there. and then i feel the clasp with my hand and visualize it in my mind because she still has hershirt on. And this is the awful part.. I can't figure out how the hell to get the damn clasp undone! My mind is completely dumbfounded. That thing is like a chinese basket. And that was it. The night ended and i never could get that damn thing off. can anybody link me to a how to website or maybe just inform me on how to get the damn thing off?
thanks..
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:53 am
by losCHUNK
just tie her up and rip it over her head
she gives you any jip just jab her in the face till she shuts up
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:54 am
by zeeko
haha excellent
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:55 am
by Scourge
Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:57 am
by zeeko
that would be the unsuave
900 posts
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:00 am
by Scourge
But it works. Tell her you want to watch her take it off. That it turns you on. Then pay attention to how she does it, tada, now you know how.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:03 am
by Chupacabra
zeeko wrote:that would be the unsuave
900 posts
er...so be suave or not get any? interesting...
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:05 am
by losCHUNK
i think he means he wants to do it as the fonz would
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:06 am
by lars63
scourge34 wrote:Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:
I bet if you asked her she would be happy to show you
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:08 am
by Scourge
lars63 wrote:scourge34 wrote:Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:
I bet if you asked her she would be happy to show you
That's what I was getting at. :icon14: :icon25:
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:10 am
by zeeko
aw man that would be really weird
i only took it off once and i did it one handed behind her back and it was hella easy
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:11 am
by bitWISE
Or you could have took her shirt off and then got back to it...I had a hell of a time with bras for a while but then I finally got the motion down.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:15 am
by R00k
Front buckles are usually the kind that just slip over. So, you pull one side straight up while pulling the other side straight down. It's just a little loop that slides over a plastic pole on the clasp. They're the easiest ones honestly.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:25 am
by zeeko
damn! it felt like there were a bunch of U and upside down U shapes on it, i just couldn't figure it out, but that seems like a logical plan
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:27 am
by glossy
shoulda got the shirt off first :P
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:19 am
by +JuggerNaut+
just stand up and say:
"lick your titties for me. hurry up."
then watch how she undoes it. next time, you're in like Flynt.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:04 am
by Who
right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:48 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:59 am
by Who
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:39 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Who wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it
no really, im actualy meant would u like to have your lady *just* lick her titties
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:58 am
by Massive Quasars
Who wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it
Make the video, offer a public service.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:06 am
by Transient
Doooo iiiiit.....
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:56 am
by Ryoki
Those goddamn bra manufacturers do that on purpose, i hate them.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:22 am
by mik0rs
Bloody hell, they're not rocket science.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:34 am
by 4days
like Who said, push the two sides of the clip toward each other, then push one side up and the other down - the clip should come undone.
you should be able to do this quickly with one hand long before you're 16.