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FFS don't yawn :(
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:51 am
by Captain
I just dislocated my jaw with a nice, big yawn. Heard a loud pop at first and now it feels cold and heavy, as if it's hanging off my face. All the hinges move awkwardly in and out as I open my mouth.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:55 am
by Canidae
What? Your boyfriend has a big yawn?
We already knew that. :icon29: :icon29: :icon29:
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:57 am
by Massive Quasars
You need to find a rythm CP, otherwise you're just asking for trouble. Tell him to ease up next time.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:26 am
by bitWISE
pwned by a yawn
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:33 am
by Canis
ywned.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:39 am
by Scourge
Need some midol you big ol' pussy?
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:42 am
by Captain
scourge34 wrote:Need some midol you big ol' pussy?
wtf is that, some painkiller sumshit? I don't roll with that shit nuh uh.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:42 am
by Scourge
pms meds. Sounds like you need some.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:43 am
by Scourge
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:43 am
by Captain
Fuck the human body and its stupid susceptible-to-dislocation jaw.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:44 am
by Captain
:lub:
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:55 am
by Canidae
Captain Mazda wrote:*I'd :lub: to delete this thread...*
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:57 am
by busetibi
hmmm, didn't you fuck your thumb up or something the other week?
now your jaw.
maybe your body hates you
and this is the way its letting you know
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:33 am
by Captain
The thumb was hockey, injuries happen on the ice :/
This was just purely spontaneous and pointless.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:35 am
by busetibi
a bit like your life then.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:57 am
by tnf
I don't think its dislocated.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:03 am
by Captain
Just stretched then?
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:10 am
by Scourge
Canidae wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:*I'd :lub: to delete this thread...*
Maybe you need the midol?
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:18 am
by tnf
Captain Mazda wrote:Just stretched then?
maybe just stretched the temporomandibular joint.
its where the jaw and noggin hook together.
do you have any other jaw problems or dizziness or anything? Maybe its TMJ!
but I doubt it.
just google jaw problems while yawning or sommat.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:27 am
by mjrpes
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:29 am
by ek
boyfriend must like deepthroat
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:31 am
by LawL
The yawn was just the straw that broke the camel's back. The real problem was caused from him trying to fit his mouth around massive cocks too often.
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:13 am
by seremtan
Canis wrote:ywned.
lol, funny
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:13 am
by seremtan
Law wrote:The yawn was just the straw that broke the camel's back. The real problem was caused from him trying to fit his mouth around massive cocks too often.
anti-lol, anti-funny
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:30 am
by seremtan
mjrpes wrote:
FINSBURY PARK DENTIST FTW!!!1111
