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Dilemma
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:30 am
by Ryoki
Supposing my left hand offends me and i cut it off - how then will i cut of my right hand if that starts to offend me too?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:46 am
by ALLiED
That's what friends are for :icon25:
Or Punch a dog in the nuts
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:06 am
by Grudge
offend in every way
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:30 am
by MKJ
what if your person gets offended?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:48 am
by Nightshade
Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:11 am
by Grudge
or offhanded?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:26 am
by Massive Quasars
Steal something in Saudi Arabia.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:54 am
by MKJ
Nightshade wrote:Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
what if his head starts to offend him?
or me for that matter :/
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:44 pm
by seremtan
MKJ wrote:Nightshade wrote:Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
what if his head starts to offend him?
or me for that matter :/
if my head started to offend me i'd just beat it with my cock until it fell off
as to the question: what happens if my cock offends me? - that situation will never arise
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:45 pm
by Underpants?
you're fucking crazy.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:02 pm
by Nightshade
MKJ wrote:Nightshade wrote:Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
what if his head starts to offend him?
or me for that matter :/
FFS, do you people not know what table saws are for?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:37 pm
by Ryoki
You're kidding me, how am i supposed to switch the damn table saw on without my hands?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:15 pm
by MKJ
.. or head ?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:52 pm
by Nightshade
Ryoki wrote:You're kidding me, how am i supposed to switch the damn table saw on without my hands?
Duh! With your sphincter.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:40 pm
by MKJ
his sphincter offended people a long time ago
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:31 pm
by Captain
Never underestimate the human wang.