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Distorted thumb phenomenon

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:43 pm
by SplishSplash
Some girls have one or two thumbs that look like they've been smashed with a hammer.

It's quite rare and I've only observed it in girls.

Anyone else noticed it?

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:44 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
stop going out with lepers

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:46 pm
by Foo
S'girls that used to suck their thumbs.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:54 pm
by Underpants?
is it on one hand?
If so, then yes, foo. Brilliant observation.

If not, foo, you're a fucking worthless liar.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:05 pm
by SplishSplash
Foo wrote:S'girls that used to suck their thumbs.
:icon6: One possible explanation. Flaws:

- Doesn't explain why only girls have it.
- Don't children usually only suck on one thumb? I never did it, but I think they do.
- I don't really know how sucking on a thumb would cause such drastic deformation.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:18 pm
by Canis
Pic?

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:22 pm
by Plan B
I usually appraise girls by their thumb anatomy, too.

Don't care about the great tits and perfect asses, it's the thumbs I worry about.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:34 pm
by R00k
It's not just girls, lots of people have short, flat thumbs. It's just more noticeable on girls because it looks incongruent - kind of rough and mannish, IMO.

My dad's thumbs were like that, and I've seen several other guys with the same, as well as quite a few girls.

Just a recessive gene that runs in families or something, I guess? I dunno, I don't have them. :shrug:

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:09 pm
by bitWISE
I've only seen it on guys. It looks really weird because they practically have no finger nails too.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:42 pm
by SplishSplash
bitWISE wrote:I've only seen it on guys. It looks really weird because they practically have no finger nails too.
That's exactly what I'm talking about. So it does appear on guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:24 pm
by seremtan
:icon14:

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:30 pm
by bitWISE
seremtan wrote::icon14:
I see what you did there

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:31 pm
by Dek
check out lord of the rings and look at elijah wood's finger nails, they look like they'd hurt like a mofo

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:34 pm
by andyman
I have perfect thumbs.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:43 pm
by Foo
Memphis wrote:MY COCK IS TINY YO! :ninja:
This took me pretty much all evening to get.