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Horrible Map Competition
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:04 pm
by voodoochopstiks
Ok, I am going to host a HORRIBLE MAP competition, there are no rules except that the maps have to playable with quake 3 arena. NO SCREENSHOTS are allowed, this ruins the surprise upon opening. The maps must be in by 23:59 friday Central European Time(GMT+1). I will be the only judge, unless anyone else cool enough voulenteers. The worst map wins, and the maker of the map is responsible for blindness and/or brain damage contracted while playing the maps. Put your entries here. You do not need to sign up, merely send in your stuff by the end of friday.
GO MAP!
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:05 pm
by voodoochopstiks
I'll decide a prize to give out.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:31 pm
by seremtan
voodoochopstiks wrote:I'll decide a prize to give out.
No you won't. This was my idea. There's no deadline. And the prize is TEH MATROX MYSTIQUE OMFG ROFL LOLLERZ!!!!!!111111
Maybe.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:56 pm
by voodoochopstiks
You waited too long with the topic, ass, it's mine now! Your own fault!
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:58 pm
by Pext
seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:01 pm
by Survivor
Damn, i don't think radiant runs on this computer.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:52 pm
by corsair
dont have quake installed atm, but i guess i dont even have to test the map o_O
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:52 pm
by Scourge
By Friday? NM then.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:23 pm
by StormShadow
how bout a map with no spawn points
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:10 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Pext wrote:seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:
please, no

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:18 pm
by seremtan
Pext wrote:seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:
Pext

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:40 pm
by Pext
StormShadow wrote:how bout a map with no spawn points
without screens? :icon29:
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:35 pm
by SonicClang
Must be playable but really bad? Wouldn't a cube qualify for this? What kind of competition is this?
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:46 pm
by voodoochopstiks
The objective is to produce a map that causes as much mental aggravation to the player/s as possible. You can submit a good map, but you probably won't win.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:51 pm
by Survivor
Playable is such a wide definition. I assume you must be able to spawn but anything else goes?
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:15 pm
by voodoochopstiks
I dunno if you have to be able to spawn, but it probably won't score very high(or low, pick your choice) if you can't spawn.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:33 pm
by Survivor
Aye, I'll map one tomorrow. Second entries allowed?
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:08 pm
by Fjoggs
Anyone participating in this needs to get laid!

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:13 pm
by Wo1f
*needs to get laid*
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:15 pm
by Fjoggs
awww, there there. i didn't mean you

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:16 pm
by Wo1f
hehe
on second thought..
this friday? hmm..I was hoping to use the weekend to come up with something.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:29 am
by Lenard
That is two days...
I may actually pasricipate but I am already getting laid.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:38 pm
by StormShadow
despite getting laid 5 times a day, i may find some time to contribute something..
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:24 pm
by voodoochopstiks
Fjoggs is just insulting anyone not getting laid since he got rid of his virginity this month, so he is finally able to try out those kinds of jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:25 pm
by Scourge
Got laid almost every day this week, but still won't be able to come up with anything by then.