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Direct linking wouldn't be allowed, so go on yahoo video search and look for 'GOATSETHEVIDEO'.

I think this goes beyond disgusting, or gay. At this point, it's almost impressive; the amount of obvious pain Kirk Johnson, otherwise known as Goatse puts himself through.

The video comes from stileproject, and originated from some anal fetish newsgroup. Alt.Morons.WhotheFuckDoesThis?.binaries.idsoftware.com or something. All this from a search for Captain Kirk and Jenny Johnson. Three cheers for worthless boolean searches. :\ (Geebs, that's your cue.) "Your Search for Bill Shatner Bipolar Disorder had zero results. Did you mean Bill S. Preston Esq.?"

In related news, what sort of faggot would make a Wiki about this guy? Christ, there should be one about the Horka Thane, if Goatse gets one.

Let me know when you've been initiated by watching the clip. There is another out there (Search for Goatse in the video search) where he fists his asshole, but it drops clean in like a tongue in spaghetti sauce. There is no resistance, but the sploshing sound of his knuckles grazing his stretched anal cavity is worthy of use in a gorey video game. Gorey is a word, right? Fucking english.

thats so fuckin wrong.

i couldnt watch the whole thing, did he push the inside out? i stopped it when he got outta the bath tub.

Can you believe his screams? I think he wants one of us to stop him or something...

Edit: LMAOiwrhgirwehg... BATHTUB,rtgoibrtgj

rep wrote:Can you believe his screams? I think he wants one of us to stop him or something...

ok, lemme try to watch the whole thing.

ok done, dude, is that blood or shit dripping down his leg?

rep wrote: All this from a search for Captain Kirk and Jenny Johnson. Three cheers for worthless boolean searches.

I call bullshit. But nice try

Yeah...

OMG HE'S STRAIGHT?!? LOOK AT THE PORNO!

Are those pictures of women on the wall???????? This is serious news.

rep wrote:Yeah...

OMG HE'S STRAIGHT?!? LOOK AT THE PORNO!

Are those pictures of women on the wall???????? This is serious news.

yeah i saw that too. wtf?

And since he's straight and balding, there is a pretty good chance he's married and one of your dads.

I'm guessing he's someone on this very forum.

i wouldn't be suprised if it was rep -- we've never seen a picture of him, he guards photos and personal information of himself, and he 'accidently' stumbles across this video.

maybe you're secretly trying to "come out" about the video, proud of it but relucant to open up to the public about it at the same time. in fact, my confrontation of this fact will probably stir feelings of anger and denial from rep, but seriously try not to worry too much.

i'll watch the video when i have a little privacy... it sounds a little risqué. the kind of risqué that creates expectations of certain self-love activities.

rep wrote:And since he's straight and balding, there is a pretty good chance he's married and one of your dads.

I'm guessing he's someone on this very forum.

hmmmm, interesting.

glossy wrote:relucant

Yeah well, I've had some brick shits that made me rock back and forth in pain on the toilet, and I know they weren't 1/5th of the size he's stretched to. That sort of ability to withstand pain is amazing...

Unless he's just screaming because he's trying to push his ass out?

what's relucant ?

Ok, yeah, I'm definitely not watching this video. WTF is the matter with you guys?

rep wrote:(Geebs, that's your cue.)

Nah, knowing about Maths is a sign of a good education rather than nerdism. Good job.

Anyway, I can outnerd you on this one: did you know that the ONLY good thing about Bloodrayne 2 is that one of the cheat codes is "goatse"? It's funny 'cos I saw it on a kids' TV show...

the guy in that video posts here?

Strangler wrote:the guy in that video posts here?

yup.

so why did he strech his ass out again?

Transient wrote:Ok, yeah, I'm definitely not watching this video. WTF is the matter with you guys?

:lol: it was kinda like a train wreck. i hadda watch. :icon25:

Strangler wrote:so why did he strech his ass out again?

i dunno bro. start a thread called "Goatse" and ask him, he's actually pertty cool, i'm sure he'll tell you.

I wonder if its on ogrish or if he posts there.

Strangler wrote:I wonder if its on http://www.ogrish.com

Maybe, I'm glad you provided a link.

nope not a direct link, you would have to serach to find it.

posting ogrish eh?
bet theres a ban in there somewhere