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Questions for Geoff:
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:03 pm
by Geebs
Hi Geoff, seeing as you're a well thought-of member of the community, and given your busy househusband schedule, I thought we should save you some time. Here, therefore, I'm arranging a list of questions for you; from now on, instead of ending posts with "any questions?", you can simply insert one of these and leave the thread in the knowledge your pleas have been answered!
I'll start it off; here's the first question for you
"What's the easiest way to explain to your kids that it's mummy, not daddy, that has the penis"?
Feel free to add your own questions below!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:04 pm
by Freakaloin
thx for another topic about me...again...thank u...
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:07 pm
by Nightshade
Oh, I have one: How do you explain to your children(or, the mailman's children) that your wife has an overwhelming urge to kill herself?
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:11 pm
by Geebs
Here's another: "How can I grow bumfluff on top of my head, too"?
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:48 pm
by Geebs
"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:01 pm
by Freakaloin
Geebs wrote:"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:03 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Freakaloin wrote:Geebs wrote:"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:04 pm
by Freakaloin
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Freakaloin wrote:Geebs wrote:"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:25 pm
by andyman
[borat voice] BUT WHY???[/borat voice]
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:32 pm
by Chemical Burn
Man don't pick on a guy who has to get around on one of those old people scooters. Fuck sakes, have a heart.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:45 pm
by Pext
geoof
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:49 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
RETIREMENT IS SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:40 pm
by Freakaloin
no shit...its like i don't have the constraints of 90% of the population...i do what i want, when i want, how i want...try to stop me...get ur fucking ass stomped...
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:50 pm
by Geebs
Another: "what's a parasite"?
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:17 pm
by diego
or this classic: "jellus?"
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:51 pm
by Nightshade
Freakaloin wrote:no shit...its like i don't have the constraints of 90% of the population...i do what i want, when i want, how i want...try to stop me...get ur fucking ass stomped...
And yet you choose to post on a half-dead gaming messageboard and change diapers all day.
THERE TRULY IS NO STOPPING YOUR ROCK N' ROLL LIFESTYLE.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:51 pm
by Testoclesius
why is geoff so shit at wakeboarding? :lol:
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:27 pm
by diego
because he is fucking old :lol:
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:45 pm
by Freakaloin
Nightshade wrote:Freakaloin wrote:no shit...its like i don't have the constraints of 90% of the population...i do what i want, when i want, how i want...try to stop me...get ur fucking ass stomped...
And yet you choose to post on a half-dead gaming messageboard and change diapers all day.
THERE TRULY IS NO STOPPING YOUR ROCK N' ROLL LIFESTYLE.
but yesterday i got 12 feet of air off the double up...back roll to reverse...any questions?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:47 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
he's not retired, he's a house husband.