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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:59 pm
by Guest
LOL. I got shady (alcohol+weed) last Friday night. I still get weird feelings in my hands and other limbs, also get high anxiety. I think I got better at calculating stuff in my head though :shrug:

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:14 pm
by bork[e]
wow...first time?

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:18 pm
by ForM
:icon19:

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:45 am
by losCHUNK
or when you try lighting your lighter with your bifta :icon27:

Re: You know you're stoned when....

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:14 am
by Scourge
Memphis wrote:You need google to find something, you load google, you search for google :dork:
Lol big time.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:44 am
by Guest
I have mistaken my glass of beer for a ashtray=ash in my beer.
Once, in a bar, my friend used a nice red frosted glass to drink
his beer...that was a candle holder with still the candle in it and
lot of extinguished matches stuck in the wax.
I once fell asleep just after I put rice to cook on the oven...
Luckily, my brother came in, the whole house was filled
with smoke. He woke me up thinking I might be dead already.
I only ruined my mother Creuset casserole but it could have been
much worst.
On a summer night, in a bar, I met a friend I didn't see for a long time. We had a kind of contest. I pay him 1 cognac, he pays me
a double one, then it was three. We had each like nearly 30s.
Had to walk back 7 miles to my parents country house b'cause my other friends with whom I came were already gone and I didn't know. When I finally got to my place, I dived in the lake and man...
did I have a hard time coming back to the shore.

Never fall asleep with a cigarette. That's one of the major fire starter.

Pete

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:07 am
by SplEEb
I just shaved my mustache cause I kept scorching it lighting roaches.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:31 am
by Guest
SplEEb wrote:I just shaved my mustache cause I kept scorching it lighting roaches.
That reminded me...Laying down, smoking hash.
One burning bit fell in my beard...Outch!

And a friend just joking wanted to just put his cigarette hashes in
my neck collar but the fire but fell with it...Outch again.

Pete

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:37 am
by Testoclesius
manpiss is telling everyone on the internet hes stoned again for the 500th time :lol: for his finale hes going to top it off by telling everyone hes been drinking too :lol: that guy is so hardcore i dont know how he does it :lol: