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Another shit thread
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:29 am
by tnf
Or lack thereof. I've not shit in 1.5 days. This is not comfortable.
Problem is the whole thing is going to hit me at the most inopportune time, probably in the car on the way to work.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:36 am
by Deathshroud
Eat a large salad, or a lot of Taco Bell.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:37 am
by ek
ey, I suggest eating a few prunes or drinking some prune juice.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:40 am
by Tsakali_
x-lax
edit
on a serious note try to resolve this quickly , I've heard impactions can get painful
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:13 am
by Foo
I crap way less than daily. Every couple of days.
I have no idea how to speed up my metabolism, if indeed that is the cause.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:30 am
by [xeno]Julios
that sux tnf - bad diet over last couple days?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:28 am
by LawL
Twice daily for me.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:49 am
by Methyd™
Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:53 am
by LawL
I'm lucky like that, I snap them off relatively clean.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:13 am
by [xeno]Julios
Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
learn to use water, my friend.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:15 am
by Don Carlos
I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:12 am
by MKJ
thats cos you eat like a fatty
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:16 am
by ek
Don Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
wtf you shit three to four times a day? you joking or what?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:47 am
by Transient
He must poop in short bursts.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:38 am
by mik0rs
Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
Ditto sometimes, even with water. Damn it's good to share these sort of things.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:54 am
by S@M
just make sure it happens at work so you can get paid to drop one
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:56 am
by brisk
Don Carlos wrote:I dont have that problem...usualy turn out 3 or 4 times a day!
I guess you really like the feeling of shit slipping out of your rectum
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:57 am
by brisk
Longest i've waited is about 5 days. It was quite surreal not needing to shit for that long, but when I finally did unload it was a major disappointment.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:25 am
by Yeando
Whiskey and/or cider the nite before usually helps for me.
I end up with a mudside down my toiletpan.
Plus I get the evil loud power farts after if I want to impress people the next nite out.
Which reminds me its dinner time
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:29 am
by losCHUNK
cider will turn your arse inside out
Re: Another shit thread
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:07 pm
by Pext
tnf wrote:Or lack thereof. I've not shit in 1.5 days. This is not comfortable.
Problem is the whole thing is going to hit me at the most inopportune time, probably in the car on the way to work.
after such a long time it's easier to hold on.
btw: two years ago, during hollidays, i made a 4 day pause between two dumps. no problemo.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:10 pm
by busetibi
[xeno]Julios wrote:Methyd™ wrote:Sometimes it takes for-fucking-ever to whipe my shit up. Like almost a full-roll. What the fuck!
learn to use water, my friend.
w3rd!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:14 pm
by Transient
I love it when after taking a dump, I go to wipe and there's nothing there. Completely clean. Fucking awesome. :icon14:
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:19 pm
by 4days
Tsakali_ wrote:x-lax
edit
on a serious note try to resolve this quickly , I've heard impactions can get painful
was it here that someone posted about recovering from serious constipation and having to get their mother to scoop it out?
that thread was gross, had me in fucking stitches.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:21 pm
by plained
if you arse goes thruogh a roll of paper like a sharpie felt marker,
i suugest eating some actual food :icon19: