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Christ

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:58 pm
by Foo
http://www.michigandaily.com/media/pape ... ndaily.com

Accept or BURRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN assfuckers.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:06 pm
by Fender
"I told him about how homosexuality started in the summer of 1967..."
:olo:
Fucking idiot.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:32 pm
by Ryoki
I told him what homosexuality is, and that it is an abomination in the eyes of God. I told him about how homosexuality started in the summer of 1967, when the hippies decided to challenge the natural order that God established at the beginning of time.

I told him that the two men he saw holding hands were sinners. I even told him about how the liberals were trying to force the homosexual agenda on America and redefine marriage, one of the most sacred institutions God ever devised.
Fucking hell what a thing to lay on a 6 year old :olo:

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:07 pm
by tnf
Funny, because according to the Bible when Christ was around, the folks he hung around with were the 'sinners' - the prostitutes, the lepers, the destitute, etc. And I think he said something about 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone' and something about not being as concerned with the speck in your neighbors eye as with the log in your own eye, and that people are basically commanded by Christ to love everyone, no matter who they are, unconditionally - even if you disagree with their behavior, which would lead to a civil discussion about things.

Ironically if most Christians really took the core treachings of CHRIST to heart, they might not give the established religion such a bad name.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:13 pm
by Nightshade
What an arrogant douchebag. No chance his kid's going to be as fucked up as a football bat, is there?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:14 pm
by Foo
lol log in ur eye

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:21 pm
by tnf
Foo wrote:lol log in ur eye
yea, that's what it says though. to this day, I think jesus might be the only person who used that one.

I picture him walking around healing people and then saying

jelluz? crushed.

or going up to the pharisees and saying

fuck u.
moron alert?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:25 pm
by Foo
In all probability Jesus worked for Dell tech supp.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:33 pm
by 4days
i don't get it. is michigandaily.com the online arm of an actual newspaper, or the website of yet another bunch of these invisible friend dickheads? why would a newspaper print/publish such bigoted pap?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:35 pm
by Foo
This surprised you?

This is the real world, and I for one am supremely dissapointed in it.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:38 pm
by mik0rs
Hello Foo.

Edit:
I told him what homosexuality is, and that it is an abomination in the eyes of God. I told him about how homosexuality started in the summer of 1967, when the hippies decided to challenge the natural order that God established at the beginning of time. I told him that the two men he saw holding hands were sinners. I even told him about how the liberals were trying to force the homosexual agenda on America and redefine marriage, one of the most sacred institutions God ever devised.
This and the last paragraph might as well have come dierectly from South Park :olo:

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:40 pm
by Foo
Do I know you?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:12 pm
by mik0rs
Nah I just like the name.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:14 pm
by Foo
Get out.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:19 pm
by Transient
Is that even for real? Homosexuality started in the summer of 1967? WTF?

That dude needs to do his homework; in Greek society, homosexuality was commonplace and... get this... NORMAL. Hell, Socrates had a male lover.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:20 pm
by mik0rs
Damn you and all you stand for.

Edit: @ Foo too.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:23 pm
by Transient
:icon6:

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:33 pm
by mik0rs
You were collateral damage, I'm sorry you had to get involved.

:(

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:55 pm
by Chupacabra
Transient wrote:Is that even for real? Homosexuality started in the summer of 1967? WTF?

That dude needs to do his homework; in Greek society, homosexuality was commonplace and... get this... NORMAL. Hell, Socrates had a male lover.
i think everyone here already knows that. though i have been surprised before...