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do squirls have mating calls?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:48 pm
by Freakaloin
cuz there is one in our backyard right now making all kinds of noise...he has huge balls and seems agitated...should i leave my kids outside or could this rat with a fluffy tail be rabified?...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:51 pm
by Guest
I've heard of rare cases of squirrels attacking humans, better get the shotgun.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:52 pm
by plained
of corce man
and whilst they do that they go for that super chase up and down and spiraling around trees
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:13 pm
by ilumos
When I was a kid one bit a chunk out of my hand. It started by slinking over to me, then it froze, so I went down to stroke it, and it went for my hand, which bled like a fucker for quite a while afterwards. Kicked the little bastard down a bank afterwards.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:36 pm
by d3mol!t!on
ilumos wrote:Kicked the little bastard down a bank afterwards.
Re: do squirls have mating calls?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:09 pm
by Nightshade
Absolutely, I should think that you'd be intimately familiar with them.
a bull squirrel in must wrote:fuck u
rofl...
rofl...
MORON ALERT!?!
crushed
rofl rofl
ne questions?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:13 pm
by plained
het remember that time they went up homers' pants?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:19 pm
by tnf
I love it when people talk about kicking small animals.
(to be fair, I think that would be the response of most young kids)
In high school I beat a kid up on a golf course after he hit a gopher with his driver.
In hindsight its definitely not something I'm proud of since it was really the only fight I've ever started, but GODDAMNIT SOMEONE MUST SPEAK FOR THE GOPHERS. Oddly, the rest of the gophers didn't run up to me and treat me like a savior in the same way the Iraqi's welcomed the US army.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:22 pm
by seremtan
you're asking for parenting advice here? MORON ALERT!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:24 pm
by Foo
tnf wrote:I love it when people talk about kicking small animals.
(to be fair, I think that would be the response of most young kids)
In high school I beat a kid up on a golf course after he hit a gopher with his driver.
In hindsight its definitely not something I'm proud of since it was really the only fight I've ever started, but GODDAMNIT SOMEONE MUST SPEAK FOR THE GOPHERS. Oddly, the rest of the gophers didn't run up to me and treat me like a savior in the same way the Iraqi's welcomed the US army.
/r/ that your title be set to 'Hero of the gophers'
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:59 pm
by tnf
Foo wrote:tnf wrote:I love it when people talk about kicking small animals.
(to be fair, I think that would be the response of most young kids)
In high school I beat a kid up on a golf course after he hit a gopher with his driver.
In hindsight its definitely not something I'm proud of since it was really the only fight I've ever started, but GODDAMNIT SOMEONE MUST SPEAK FOR THE GOPHERS. Oddly, the rest of the gophers didn't run up to me and treat me like a savior in the same way the Iraqi's welcomed the US army.
/r/ that your title be set to 'Hero of the gophers'
That's got a nice ring to it.
Re: do squirls have mating calls?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:03 pm
by Transient
Freakaloin wrote:squirls
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:03 pm
by AmIdYfReAk
a budd of mine was standing at a bus stop, and two of them where fighting behind the bus stop, he was sitting watching them and laughing at them..
Then they both started chasing him, those little fuckers took a few good chunks out of his jeans.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:28 pm
by Transient
Chased by a squirrel? Why didn't he just step on them?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:14 pm
by farad
tnf wrote: but GODDAMNIT SOMEONE MUST SPEAK FOR THE GOPHERS. Oddly, the rest of the gophers didn't run up to me and treat me like a savior in the same way the Iraqi's welcomed the US army.
...fuck a gopher...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:22 pm
by AmIdYfReAk
Transient wrote:Chased by a squirrel? Why didn't he just step on them?
Two of them, ohh yea....and he is an idiot.
it was funny though
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:50 pm
by Transient
I can picture it.
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:09 am
by tnf
farad wrote:tnf wrote: but GODDAMNIT SOMEONE MUST SPEAK FOR THE GOPHERS. Oddly, the rest of the gophers didn't run up to me and treat me like a savior in the same way the Iraqi's welcomed the US army.
...fuck a gopher...
Good movie.
you first.
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:25 am
by farad
http://www.theislandgolf.com/course_layout.htm
...tomorrow afternoon buddy... I'm taking all their money...
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:27 am
by tnf
I had to withdraw from my first tournament of the year last Saturday after I hurt my wrist trying to punch cut a 5 iron from under a shrub and caught the club on a tree root. Played a few more holes and hit about 5 chunked wedges because it hurt so fucking bad to hit into the ground. Sucked.