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Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:32 am**

Bigger Than Hitler, Better Than Christ - Rik Mayall

Well at long last we get an autobiography!!

Here is the blurb about the book. You just know its gonna be a good read!!

In this electrifying autobiography, Rik stands naked in front of his vast legions of fans and disciples and invites them to take communion with the blood he has spilled for them during his thirty year war on show business. He invented alternative comedy with "The Young Ones", he brought down the Thatcher administration with "The New Statesman" and he changed the face of global culture with his masterpiece "Bottom". Not only was his number one single 'Living Doll' the saviour of rock 'n' roll but he also rescued the British film industry with the vast revenues created by his legendary movie "Drop Dead Fred". In 1998, he survived an assassination attempt and spent five days in a coma before he literally came back from the dead. Having completed countless phenomenal feature films, TV series, live extravaganzas and radio voice-overs since then, Rik Mayall is now poised on the brink of a whole new epoch-shattering revolution. For the first time ever, Rik reveals in print the deep inner truth behind his gargantuan ascent to the pinnacle of international light entertainment - the mental hospitals he has broken out of, the television executives he has assaulted, the drugs he has definitely not taken, the charities he has bankrupted, the countless pregnancies he has engendered, and so much more.

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Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:34 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:46 am**

doesn't he voice those bloody andrex ads?

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:54 am**

The Peoples Poet

CLIFF:
Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?

POLLUTION:
Pollution
All around
Sometimes up
And sometimes down
But always around.
Pollution, are you coming to my town?
Or am I coming to yours?
We're on different buses, pollution
But we're both using petrol.

PIG:
What do you think you're doing, pig?
Do you really give a fig, pig?
And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
Barry Manilow
Or the black and white minstrel show?

NEIL:
What are you doing, Neil?
To make a meal, Neil? (it's surreal)
From totalitarian vegetables.
How much does it cost, Neil...?

Legend

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:12 am**

Yeando wrote:
The Peoples Poet

Legend

classic's

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:16 am**

rik mayall

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a tad underrated

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:19 am**

Awesome. I shall read this book.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:50 am**

Wasn't he in a major accident that really knocked him off his wheels?

Dude's funny as hell, IMO.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:28 pm**

he was class in blackadder

"Always treat your kite like you treat your woman!"

"Erm, take her home at the weekend to meet your parents?"

"No, get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!"

hm, doesn't quite come off written down...

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:43 pm**

Lord Flashheart:

(To Baldrick) "Thanks, Bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to."
"Nursie! I like it, firm and fruity! Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?"
"And Melchie! Still worshipping God? Last thing I heard, he started worshipping me!"
"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!"

"I've got a plan. And it's as hot as my pants!"

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:55 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:45 pm**

Nightshade wrote:Wasn't he in a major accident that really knocked him off his wheels?

Dude's funny as hell, IMO.

In 1998, he survived an assassination attempt and spent five days in a coma before he literally came back from the dead.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:38 am**

I'm all out of juice! And I'm talking about petrol!
Woof woof!