life as a Male
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:59 am
This is stolen, yes, But damn..Life As A Male
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. When
I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency and she was a drama queen. She cried
all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a
girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some ambition.
I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on
the ground and I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.
