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Well guys... It aint mars... [DooM Movie]

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:39 am
by o'dium
Oh dear god on another alien none-red planet...

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Bah fuck just click the link:

http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=8663

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:47 am
by 4days
swat in space

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:00 am
by MKJ
that looks really gay
gg guys :icon14:

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:01 am
by Pext
they just had no money left to make some doom marine costumes.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:09 am
by Grudge
its gonna suck so fucking much

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:10 am
by Geebs
Nice cross-between-an-M16-and-a-lunchbox weaponry too.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:12 am
by Turbanator
why bother calling it doom?

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:14 am
by Geebs
It's going to have monster closets

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:55 am
by mojon
No demons or anything hell-related either... Just some weird folks who caught a virus infection. Resident Evil III :icon29:

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:02 am
by seremtan
Geebs wrote:It's going to have monster closets
From the looks of that photo, the only thing jumping out of any monster closets will be a gay chorus line. I wonder if it'll look anything like this:

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:22 am
by Doombrain
Hey everyone, seremtan used this as his ICQ sig. he thought it would get him laid

“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."


:lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:26 am
by Massive Quasars
odium complains.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:35 am
by Doombrain
"If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind"

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:53 am
by Grudge
I'm sure that whole "pissing in the wind..." thing really gets the girls going.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:23 pm
by Ryoki
Yeah, most girls can really relate to that.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:38 pm
by Nightshade
It strikes me that this movie is the result of a bunch of film corporation retards trying to make the absolute shittiest movie of all time. My bet is that they exceed their wildest expectations.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:42 pm
by Turbanator
UKers know what I'm talking about, you know the Orange Film Ads? Where Spike Lee and alike propose a film idea to the Orange Film Board and the board twist it.... this entire affair reminds me of those adverts.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:50 pm
by blood.angel
Carmack should be fucking ashamed of himself.
Too busy trying to explode a mile above the earth, thats whats to blame.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:51 pm
by MKJ
i think Hollenshead is more to blame here :o

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:02 pm
by Grudge
I don't understand why they want to take such a dump on their own franchise?

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:11 pm
by R00k
Great. They took everything that distinguishes Doom from every other sci-fi space war story, and took it out.

Now it's exactly the same as 80 other movies out there with a new cast. I'm so impressed.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:23 pm
by Cool Blue
Grudge wrote:I don't understand why they want to take such a dump on their own franchise?
That is the real question. Doesn't even sound like they had ANYBODY from id on the payroll to consult on this one.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:24 pm
by rep
seremtan wrote:
Geebs wrote:It's going to have monster closets
From the looks of that photo, the only thing jumping out of any monster closets will be a gay chorus line. I wonder if it'll look anything like this:

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Great posts deserve being quoted.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:25 pm
by inphlict
Ah great and it opens on my birthday.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:10 pm
by FlamingTP
Jesus, what have they done?