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I'm looking for some audio software, hopefully under $100 that can record from two audio sources simultaneously and instantly splice both into the same waveform, but in different channels...

I want to record telephone and videophone conversations (hopefully automatically as soon as the line is picked up) and have the caller (speaker source) be in a channel all their own, while I (microphone source) am in a channel for myself. This way, if two people are speaking at once, each channel can be analyzed so that when I hear, "I want you so much. You're such a hard body." I can isolate just the sound of her voice. It'd also be great for prank recording and general archiving of conversations.

NICE Systems makes a program called NICE Perform however it's not consumer-friendly and is more robust than necessary. As you see, it does exactly what I'm describing, and is perhaps responsible for such innovation, but I'm hoping something else is out there that can do this. I don't feel like running two applications at once and doing all of this manually in what is sure to be a giant clusterfuck.

My goal: Record every conversation I have in the next 5 years as low quality mp3pro files, and then sell them on CD as an expose on my life being [best described as] a king amongst jesters.

goldwave?

Yeah, NICE does that. We use it @ work to record every incoming customer call and every call that agents make to customers.

I hope you find some open source solution and refuse to use it.

Why would anyone wanna buy some internet nerds audio recordings?

I don't know, but there is a market for information on how to be a true stud, and I am that diamond in the rough.

Edit: Looking at Goldwave. It's interesting so far.

hey rep, weren't you writing a book?

Grudge wrote:hey rep, weren't you writing a book?

:icon19:

Yeah, actually, off and on.

so, tell us more about it

Why don't you post the first page, see us as a test audience?

I wrote an erotic book about lesbian vampires once.
It had a hundred pages in word, so it'd be a 200-page book. It was poorly written though.

Hey rep, aren't you supposed to be good at art?

Don't you need to tell people before you can record them? Also I want to mention your a complete fucking moron.

I like the way that rep admits that every slightly funny thing he's going to do over the next 5 years will fit on a single cd

Who else thinks we should handle bans in a democratic way; a group brngs up a propsition, and the rest vote. I feel rep would make for an excellent premiere run or this new system.

Geebs wrote:I like the way that rep admits that every slightly funny thing he's going to do over the next 5 years will fit on a single cd

Where did I say that?

Inphlict: Yes you do. I've got it taken care of.

In your post?

I said, "... on CD."

I did not say, "... on one CD." or "... on a CD."

It's OK man, I knew what you meant. One CD it is. Uncompressed?

Why waste a cd, just use a floppy.

He'll just encode it at 128kb/s, because he thinks that sounds really good.

No, it'll be 64 kb/s WMA, since MS says its better and what the creator says has to be true.

Linux nerds. LOL.

Something sad about misguided idiots is that they truly believe that Windows is easily broken. It comes from the shitty system administration of novices such as agent smith who swear they're computer geniuses. If you install Windows XP onto a system with certified drivers for everything, and get all of the updates, you will not crash. Ever.

The crashing comes from instability caused by external applications that have not been fully tested on Windows.

Do a fresh install of Windows XP, and I dare you to tell me that it won't run nonstop for years.

Fucking children. Same with Grudge and his 60MB flac audio files and 320kbit mp3s. "Because the soundtrack to Mortal Kombat was actually mixed in that quality to begin with! Yeah!" Idiots.