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There's gonna be a brawl tonight.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:47 am
by Guest
I hate leaving for a bar knowing full well in advance there's probably going to be a brawl there tonight... Ever have that feeling before? I hate it, I'd rather go out and have a good night, why do people have to fuck with my shit. :icon33:
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:48 am
by losCHUNK
:icon19:
i was in a gunfight the other week
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:48 am
by AmIdYfReAk
yea, i get it all the time... then i turn on the tv and p00m!
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:50 am
by Guest
losCHUNK wrote::icon19:
i was in a gunfight the other week
I had to deal with a gun wielding schitzo last summer. Not fun staring down the buisness end of a 357M
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:51 am
by Bdw3
Take a camera.... post pictures....
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:51 am
by LOL INTERNET
COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:53 am
by Guest
Fuck I love that guy, he makes me smile even when I'm getting ready to beat the shit outta people. :icon19:
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:54 am
by inphlict
Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:54 am
by Guest
Bdw3 wrote:Take a camera.... post pictures....
Heh yeah... pictures, just what we want at a brawl. I'm sure I wouldn't be target #1.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:56 am
by Guest
inphlict wrote:Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.
Well I certainly hope sheer numbers will help difuse the situation tbh. Either way, it's going to be one sided I'm sure.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:57 am
by LOL INTERNET
UPDATE: FU WAN CHI, OUR MOST DECORATED MANCHU OFFICER JUST GOT KILLED BY THE LOCAL AXE GANG. THE BASTARDS, I WAS JUST STARTING TO BOND WITH THAT GUY. I WAS LIKE "MASTER!!" AND HE WAS LIKE "THE ROYAL SEAL?.. THE EMBASSY, GO QUICKLY.." AND THEN HE DROPPED DEAD. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO THAT EMBASSY AND GET THAT ROYAL SEAL BACK. IT WAS A DYING MANS LAST WISH.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:57 am
by Guest
Memphis wrote:If you know it's gonna happen then take your cam
I want spidey style action shots as the pipe swings and cleaves through those suckers yo
Well I gotta jet, I'll give ya pictures if we're in the news tomorrow.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:58 am
by Bdw3
Kracus wrote:Bdw3 wrote:Take a camera.... post pictures....
Heh yeah... pictures, just what we want at a brawl. I'm sure I wouldn't be target #1.
How about of the aftermath?
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:02 am
by LOL INTERNET
inphlict wrote:Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.
FUCK KARATE, IT'S ALL ABOUT DRUNKEN FIST. FU WAN CHI SAID IT LACKED POWER, BUT THATS BECAUSE WE WERE FIGHTING UNDER A FUCKING TRAIN, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GENERATE POWER WHEN I'M FIGHTING ON MY HANDS AND KNESS? I'M NOT! I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. WE HAD ANOTHER FIGHT, AND TO BE HONEST HE WON. HE CAME TO MY HOUSE LOOKING FOR ME, AND MY MUM WAS ALL LIKE "SORRY WE'RE CLOSED NOW.." AND HE SAID "WHERE'S FEI HONG" AND SHE ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT, AND HE SAID "IT'S PRIVATE.." MY MUM WAS SUSPICIOUS, BUT NOT SCARED, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE SKIRT KICK STYLE, SO SHE JUST OPENED THE DOOR AND STARTED KICKING HIS ASS, THEN I CAME OUT AND JOINED IN, BUT HE GOT THE BETTER OF ME, SO MY DAD CAME OUT AND GAVE HIM WHAT FOR. THEY SOON APOLOGISED AND BECAME GOOD FRIENDS AND MY DAD EVEN SAID THAT FU WAN CHI WOULD STAY THE NIGHT. IT'S A SHAME HE HAD TO DIE, HIS KUNG FU WAS OF A VERY HIGH STANDARD. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STOP MY DAD FROM FINDING OUT THAT I SOLD ONE OF HIS CUSTOMERS POISONED GINSENG BY ACCIDENT
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:44 am
by Dukester
I vote for mor LOL INTERNET posts
comedy gold

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:47 am
by dzjepp
The best part is when he cleverly changed the fist icon to goatse. Fucking gold.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:12 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
LOL INTERNET:
Might I suggest you avoid drinking any furnace fuel when you confront those guys at the steel mill. I understand that stuff might have a permanent effect unless they rerelease the movie and change it's ending. I'd hate for either of those things to happen so just be careful.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:38 am
by Chemical Burn
LOL INTERNET wrote:COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK
:icon26:
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:40 am
by Chemical Burn
LOL INTERNET wrote:inphlict wrote:Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.
FUCK KARATE, IT'S ALL ABOUT DRUNKEN FIST. FU WAN CHI SAID IT LACKED POWER, BUT THATS BECAUSE WE WERE FIGHTING UNDER A FUCKING TRAIN, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GENERATE POWER WHEN I'M FIGHTING ON MY HANDS AND KNESS? I'M NOT! I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. WE HAD ANOTHER FIGHT, AND TO BE HONEST HE WON. HE CAME TO MY HOUSE LOOKING FOR ME, AND MY MUM WAS ALL LIKE "SORRY WE'RE CLOSED NOW.." AND HE SAID "WHERE'S FEI HONG" AND SHE ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT, AND HE SAID "IT'S PRIVATE.." MY MUM WAS SUSPICIOUS, BUT NOT SCARED, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE SKIRT KICK STYLE, SO SHE JUST OPENED THE DOOR AND STARTED KICKING HIS ASS, THEN I CAME OUT AND JOINED IN, BUT HE GOT THE BETTER OF ME, SO MY DAD CAME OUT AND GAVE HIM WHAT FOR. THEY SOON APOLOGISED AND BECAME GOOD FRIENDS AND MY DAD EVEN SAID THAT FU WAN CHI WOULD STAY THE NIGHT. IT'S A SHAME HE HAD TO DIE, HIS KUNG FU WAS OF A VERY HIGH STANDARD. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STOP MY DAD FROM FINDING OUT THAT I SOLD ONE OF HIS CUSTOMERS POISONED GINSENG BY ACCIDENT
I figured it out. LOL Internet is really The Rock AND Jackie Chan. :lol:
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:05 am
by feedback
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:LOL INTERNET:
Might I suggest you avoid drinking any furnace fuel when you confront those guys at the steel mill. I understand that stuff might have a permanent effect unless they rerelease the movie and change it's ending. I'd hate for either of those things to happen so just be careful.
I always wondered why they felt the need to delete the ending. They did the same thing with one of the Once upon a time in china movies too.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:30 am
by tnf
wow.
it's like he's in the movie 'the outsiders'.
rumbles, brawls, people fucking with his shit...
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:04 am
by reefsurfer
Im scared.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:07 am
by SplishSplash
Yeah, what does "fucking with my shit" mean anyway?
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:56 am
by feedback
LOL INTERNET wrote:COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:25 am
by MKJ
i wish i was as hard as kracus
