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This is animal cruelty
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:50 am
by Strangler
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/gray.html
A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells
kittens that are called BONSAI CATS.
That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens
that were put in to little bottles after being
given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for
the rest of their lives. The cats are fed
through a straw and have a small tube for their
faeces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the
form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats
never get the opportunity to move. They are used
as original and exclusive souvenirs.These are
the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia
and New Zealand.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am
by U4EA
I do believe that's been proven to be fake.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am
by phantasmagoria
how many times do we have to call you a moron before you realise?
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am
by MKJ
jesus fucking christ man, this is the oldest hoax on the intardnet
please just go sit in the corner and die
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:54 am
by Nightshade
You know, you almost feel bad for him, then he posts again.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:58 am
by Strangler
thanks dickhead, i could have done without the fucking moron remark.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:59 am
by MKJ
MORON
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:00 am
by MKJ
does html work properly now btw?
<span style="font-size:200px;"><b>MORON</b></span>
edit: no

dammit turb fix that shit
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:59 am
by Nightshade
Strangler wrote:thanks dickhead, i could have done without the fucking moron remark.
We could do without the idiocy you post. Take the hint.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:14 pm
by Grudge
lol
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:25 pm
by 4days
got my gf a kitten for her birthday last year.
ever such a cute little thing, it has this class habit - if we're sat watching the telly or something, the kitten will be curled up asleep next to me. every now and again it'll wake up and stroll over to the other sofa where the missus is sitting, jump up onto her lap and fart copiously. then it'll come back and fall asleep again.
has me in fucking bits, at least until the smell wafts across the room. the missus doesn't seem to find it anywhere near as funny as i do.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:58 pm
by busetibi
fuck me
thats older than me!!
and fake
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:39 pm
by seremtan
You know, I think Strangler actually wants this to be true. Nothing says "hard man" like kitten torture or getting together with your mates in a Welsh cottage wearing dresses.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:53 pm
by MKJ
moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron :icon14:
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:46 pm
by denzii
Strangler wrote:thanks dickhead, i could have done without the fucking moron remark.
:icon19:
*shakes head*
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:51 pm
by Doombrain
fucking hell. they have found a WWII bomber on the moon!
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:52 pm
by FragaGeddon
MORON
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:52 pm
by SplishSplash
Stangler is pulling your chains you fucking idiots.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:56 pm
by Doombrain
SplishSplash wrote:Stangler is pulling your chains you fucking idiots.
Fuck off with your conspiracy theories, shitslash
©
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:08 pm
by blood.angel
I would buy a Doombrain in a bottle.