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riddle me this?

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:14 pm
by Tsakali_
there were 2 sisters at grandma's funeral, and sister #1 met a guy there. She went back to sister #2 to tell her about this awsome guy, and when she went back to find him he was gone.

A few days later sister 1 killed sister 2


why?

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:17 pm
by Hannibal
cuz Col. Mustard was pickin his feet in Poughkeepsie. Plus he was gay.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:20 pm
by Tsakali_
close but no semen

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:24 pm
by andyman
because she was pissed

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:26 pm
by Tsakali_
andyman wrote:because she was pissed
why?

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:27 pm
by R00k
Because she needed killin!

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:27 pm
by Tsakali_
R00k wrote:Because she needed killin!
explain

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:27 pm
by andyman
it was that time of the month, her sister just hit on her own dad at their grandmas funeral, and she was all out of St. Johns Wort

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:28 pm
by Tsakali_
this is a very real question used in studies about... can't tell you yet it might give it away

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:33 pm
by Survivor
Because that awesome guy was her sister.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:35 pm
by Tsakali_
no, as a matter of fact this is not a trick riddle

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:37 pm
by andyman
so did sister one ever get around to telling sister 2 that she met him?

it says she went to tell her but never says she actually did

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:37 pm
by Hannibal
She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her grandma's funeral, then he might appear at another family funeral, and she wants to fuck him REAL BAD.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:38 pm
by Tsakali_
Hannibal wrote:She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her grandma's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.
ding ding ding!

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:38 pm
by andyman
Hannibal wrote:She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her grandma's funeral, then he might appear at another family funeral, and she wants to fuck him REAL BAD.
heh winner

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:40 pm
by Hannibal
Elementary, my dear faggots.

Google---> w/ sister guy killed funeral met riddle.

A psy test riddle of sorts, apparently serial killers answer correctly almost immediately.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:42 pm
by Tsakali_
which made me kinda sad since I actually got the right anwser when asked.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:43 pm
by Canis
Cheating whore...

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:43 pm
by Tsakali_
Hannibal wrote:Elementary, my dear faggots.

Google---> w/ sister guy killed funeral met riddle.

A psy test riddle of sorts, apparently serial killers answer correctly almost immediately.
thanx for fucking up my fine detective work here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:49 pm
by Tsakali_
Canis wrote:Cheating whore...
don't feel bad, from what they say inteligence doesn't contribute to your ability to get the correct answer.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:56 pm
by Fender
Tsakali_ wrote:which made me kinda sad since I actually got the right anwser when asked.
As did Zark the last time this was posted. About 1.5 years ago, I'd guess. (not an "old" slam, just sayin'...)

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:36 pm
by MKJ
isnt this a thread from like 3 years ago?

[edit] and then i read fender's post :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:33 pm
by Don Carlos
Hannibal wrote:Elementary, my dear faggots.

Google---> w/ sister guy killed funeral met riddle.

A psy test riddle of sorts, apparently serial killers answer correctly almost immediately.
oh dear :paranoid:

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:00 am
by Guest
The sister killed the other sister so the guy would come by again at the next family funeral cause she's a fucking psychopath cannibal that wants to eat his male anatomy because of a traumatic fondling in her early childhood by uncle larry.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:01 am
by andyman
^^^ fashionably late ^^^