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Daily Show report on Cheney's hunting accident
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:34 pm
by -Replicant-
edit: better link:
EDIT: NIEN
-DM
fucking hilarious, especially when they recreate it
note:
may or may not be work safe...i have ad blockers, so i can't see the stuff on the sides, but there might be some naughty stuff there :/
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:35 pm
by bitWISE
Yeah we were talking about it in the shooting thread. IMO the funniest part was right after that clip. And yes, there are some naughty ads.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:43 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Oh Daily Show, How I love you.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:59 pm
by SplishSplash
You can watch this in better quality (and without naughty pics) on the Comedy Central site
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_ ... ndex.jhtml
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:03 pm
by Massive Quasars
The guy Cheney shot had a minor heart attack. One of the pellets is touching his heart and irritating it.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:05 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
I really hope he dies. Would he be charged with murder?
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:06 pm
by SplishSplash
I thought they had removed all the pellets. Guess not.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:07 pm
by Massive Quasars
SplishSplash wrote:I thought they had removed all the pellets. Guess not.
No, there are far too many in him and removing them could do more harm then leaving them in.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:10 pm
by -Replicant-
better link:
Nopers.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:26 pm
by Nightshade
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:27 pm
by Canis
Fucking golden!!!!
My stomach, head, face, neck, and ribs hurt so fucking hard from laughing...holy shit!
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:35 pm
by Freakaloin
either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:39 pm
by Canis
Freakaloin wrote:either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
You're proving yourself to be dumber than I thought...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:42 pm
by Freakaloin
and u prove nothing as usual...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:44 pm
by Canis
Freakaloin wrote:and u prove nothing as usual...
I'm not trying. You're doing all the work for me.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:53 pm
by Freakaloin
my point made..ur an idiot...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:03 pm
by Canis
Freakaloin wrote:my point made..ur an idiot...
Its funny how self-descriptive your retorts are.
Freakaloin wrote:either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:20 pm
by Dukester
Freakaloin wrote:either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
said the master quail hunter...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:27 pm
by StormShadow
I like how this happened thursday, but it wasnt reported untill monday.. if the guy died im sure we wouldnt have heard anything at all. Maybe he will kick the bucket still, that would make 2 ppl in the white house responsible for accidental deaths of others.
I doubt he will be charged with a crime though, as it was an 'accident' and all.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:31 pm
by Dukester
Saturday, not Thursday.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:34 pm
by Foo
Eh? It would be a manslaughter charge.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:08 pm
by menkent
quailtards :>
gold
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:10 pm
by andyman
god damn that was funny
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:43 pm
by Hannibal
Foo wrote:Eh? It would be a manslaughter charge.
Doubtful anyone would bring it unless it could be shown that (1)Cheney was negligent as a muthfucka in handling his weapon or (2) they decide to hold his balls to the fire for the missing $7 stamp (probably a misdemeanor).
Nevertheless it will get interesting if that dude takes ye olde dirt nap.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:50 am
by Freakaloin
lots of no hunting morons round here...