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and i got a ticket for going 75 in a 55, wasn't even in my car. 210 dollars and it looks like that cost will fuck me again and again.

I got a ticket for 72 in a 55 a few weeks ago.

He beat you then, and do you know why?
Two words
Jack Bauer

well, president logan is officially a god damn idiot.

LOL! You stopped.

Thats a shitty ticket. I got two in a single month last year. That will wreck your day let me tell you. Up until last week I had been driving in fear because a single slip-up would have resulted in the loss of my license for 6 months. I almost got fucked at one point because I hopped in the car and left the store without my headlights on. Luckily the cop knew what would happen if he gave me a ticket and he let me off with a warning.

Here are my steps to avoid the police, I have done this and it works very well.
lol you're a dumbass if you think I’m serious.
Repaint your car a silver color or get some oil and shine your car, don’t forget to hang a cd on the mirror (dvds don’t work too many layers). This will deflect the lasers tracking your speed, you will never be stopped again. You can thank me later.

BlueGene wrote:Here are my steps to avoid the police, I have done this and it works very well.
lol you're a dumbass if you think I’m serious.
Repaint your car a silver color or get some oil and shine your car, don’t forget to hang a cd on the mirror (dvds don’t work too many layers). This will deflect the lasers tracking your speed, you will never be stopped again. You can thank me later.

No dude its the black. You gotta get a Z28 camaro and paint it black like the stealth bombers man. If the cops pull you over its because their jelluz of your sweet ride.

Why didn’t I think of that, just reading here that black is the perfect reflector of lasers. I even saw it on mythbusters. Anyways thanks for the tip, it must be the cd-r that’s doing it then.

Also my friend is an x-police guy and he says he can fix any tickets in most countries. All you have to do is pm me and setup a wire transfer. Basically he has access to FBI sources and he will remove all record of the ticket, however he asks ½ of the ticket $, this doesn’t apply for Saudi Arabia, Iran or North Korea other countries should be good.

BlueGene wrote:
Also my friend is an x-police guy and he says he can fix any tickets in most countries. All you have to do is pm me and setup a wire transfer. Basically he has access to FBI sources and he will remove all record of the ticket, however he asks ½ of the ticket $, this doesn’t apply for Saudi Arabia, Iran or North Korea other countries should be good.

sounds a bit illegal

This is completely legal I’ve gotten out of dozen of tickets before I learned to stealth my car. This guy worked for the FBI, he’s got all sorts of clearance and he lives in a trailer down the block from me so I know him really well.

CD players works by bouncing a laser off the surface of a compact disk. On a real CD (not a CD-R), there are actual physical pits and lands on the surface of the reflective layer.

http://www.athensmusician.net/archive/2 ... _cdr01.php

Anyways I was just reading up on the reflective properties of cd-r's, it’s quite fascinating how well they work in my opinion. Basicly they are made to reflect light that's how the computer reads them. I also think it matters where the cop points the radar laser at.

riddla wrote: So your friend walks into each municipality and physically removes the original hard copy ticket from the local file folders huh?

You really know your bullshit.

No, he flags the ticket as illegitimate from his computer. He has clearance, the same way cops do it if there is a mistake on the ticket. Bullshit? I’ve done it a dozen times and it works well, you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

BlueGene wrote:This guy worked for the FBI, he’s got all sorts of clearance and he lives in a trailer down the block from me so I know him really well.

...does he touch you in that special place and make you feel funny?...

Holy bullshit batman.

farad wrote:

BlueGene wrote:This guy worked for the FBI, he’s got all sorts of clearance and he lives in a trailer down the block from me so I know him really well.

...does he touch you in that special place and make you feel funny?...

he has deeeeep clearance for that

You can drop it now, I don’t appreciate the insults. I though this was a legitimate forum. This guy has saved me quite a few times, if it wasn’t for him I would still have the DUIs hanging over me.

riddla wrote:

BlueGene wrote:You can drop it now, I don’t appreciate the insults...

yeah, why dont we all just agree you're a bullshitting tool?

lol you've been had, all jokes homo.
Listen kid I wasn’t going to say this to you but you look like a damn punk and while I’m just a regular joe visiting the q3w community. I don’t appreciate this type of attitude if you continue this rampage. I’ll be contacting your ISP (Internet Service Provider if you’re stupid) and the planetquake networks to tell them that you have hurt my feelings and own me a god damn apology. Also the moderators are on my side, don’t try to think twice because you can’t fool a wise man, son. So you better shape up and act like a civilized person or I’ll find out who you are and tell your daddy to send you to military school for some behavior modification.

Jesus fucking Christ these kids these days (sorry lord, amen)

riddla wrote:

BlueGene wrote:You can drop it now, I don’t appreciate the insults...

yeah, why dont we all just agree you're a bullshitting tool?

I agree.

BlueGene wrote:You can drop it now, I don’t appreciate the insults. I though this was a legitimate forum. This guy has saved me quite a few times, if it wasn’t for him I would still have the DUIs hanging over me.

That's the idea moron

reptile? \o/

Wow, BlueGene punked all you twerps.

BlueGene wrote:

riddla wrote:

BlueGene wrote:You can drop it now, I don’t appreciate the insults...

yeah, why dont we all just agree you're a bullshitting tool?

lol you've been had, all jokes homo.
Listen kid I wasn’t going to say this to you but you look like a damn punk and while I’m just a regular joe visiting the q3w community. I don’t appreciate this type of attitude if you continue this rampage. I’ll be contacting your ISP (Internet Service Provider if you’re stupid) and the planetquake networks to tell them that you have hurt my feelings and own me a god damn apology. Also the moderators are on my side, don’t try to think twice because you can’t fool a wise man, son. So you better shape up and act like a civilized person or I’ll find out who you are and tell your daddy to send you to military school for some behavior modification.

Jesus fucking Christ these kids these days (sorry lord, amen)

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CUNT

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow

Near end of this film, Duke takes too much "andrenichrome" and has a nasty experience. Andrenichrome was a substance that Hunter S. Thompson made up for the book when he originally wrote it, and was kept in the script by Terry Gilliam.

The name itself wasn't new - Adrenochrome is an oxidation product of adrenaline, while Adrenochrome semicarbazone, also known as carbazochrome, is used as a medicinal drug to reduce capillary bleeding - however, neither compound is a hallucinogenic drug as portrayed in the book/film.

After showing a rough cut of the film to a test audience, Gilliam was approached by a group of young men, one of which complimented him on the film in general, but said that his favorite scene was the andrenichrome scene. He said that he had used the drug and that Gilliam had captured the effects perfectly. Gilliam didn't have the heart to tell the kid that it was made up, and went along with his story.