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so, Pariah is really quite gay then

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:15 am
by seremtan
i'm up to the first vehicle bit, and wouldn't you know it, instead of using the strafe steering from UT2004 they opted for mouse steering instead, thus introducing an element of unredeemable faggotry into an otherwise average game

nice :dork: :icon14:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:35 am
by booker
good to know

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:47 am
by 4days
i thought the vehicles were great too, the way you could look over your shoulder and suddenly find yourself heading back the way you came was a great laugh.

for me, the best moment was shortly after the bit you're on now - where i blasted my way into a fortress and instantly fell through the map geometry to be trapped in the grey limbo beneath. not even half a dozen tries at restoring my save point and attacking in a different way could rescue the situation, lol! fun times.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:52 am
by seremtan
i can't wait

oh, and did i mention that the weapons were all designed by little girls? little girls in pink dresses with fluffy bunnies and puppies and lollipops who know jack shit about making a satisfying FPS weapon

the one redeeming feature is the natural landscape, which looks good, and the UT2 engine renders it efficiently as you'd expect

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:27 am
by Mr.Magnetichead
Yeah it's a fucking terrible game.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:32 am
by stocktroll
olod

Re: so, Pariah is really quite gay then

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:25 am
by Doombrain
seremtan wrote:i'm up to the first vehicle bit, and wouldn't you know it, instead of using the strafe steering from UT2004 they opted for mouse steering instead, thus introducing an element of unredeemable faggotry into an otherwise average game

nice :dork: :icon14:
Boo Hoo

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:24 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Don't cry.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:00 pm
by seremtan
he can't help it. it's the bitterness, you know

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:51 pm
by Doombrain
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Don't cry.
I can't help it. I'm so upset because this game doesn’t play like a different game I’ve played. BOO HOO. I wish someone would take me to happiness. BOO HOO.

:olo:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:14 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Doombrain wrote:
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Don't cry.
I can't help it. I'm so upset because this game doesn’t play like a different game I’ve played. BOO HOO. I wish someone would take me to happiness. BOO HOO.

:olo:
In all fairness Pariah is just a UT2004 mod.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:16 pm
by seremtan
Doombrain wrote:
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Don't cry.
I can't help it. I'm so upset because this game doesn’t play like a different game I’ve played. BOO HOO. I wish someone would take me to happiness. BOO HOO.

:olo:
lol, you're really hurtin' aren't you?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:17 pm
by seremtan
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:
Doombrain wrote:
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Don't cry.
I can't help it. I'm so upset because this game doesn’t play like a different game I’ve played. BOO HOO. I wish someone would take me to happiness. BOO HOO.

:olo:
In all fairness Pariah is just a UT2004 mod.
if it were, it might stand a chance of actually being good

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:24 pm
by Grudge
It was pure shit, I managed to play just past the second vehicle bit (where you drive around the prison area with those gay flying things and basically just shoot everything that moves), and then I gave up and uninstalled it.

The story was WTF (protecting some girl that can survive a nuclear bombardment), the enemies were shit (who are these fucking people and why am I killing them?), and it had that gay ass UT movement and crappy weapon feeling.

I'm glad I just warezed it, I'd never pay money for that piece of crap.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:36 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Yeah I warezed it too. POS.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:44 pm
by Doombrain
seremtan wrote:
Doombrain wrote:
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Don't cry.
I can't help it. I'm so upset because this game doesn’t play like a different game I’ve played. BOO HOO. I wish someone would take me to happiness. BOO HOO.

:olo:
lol, you're really hurtin' aren't you?
Classic 'at a loss' comeback :olo:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:45 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
It's 2006 Doombrain. It's ok to be gay. Your parents suspected anyway.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:46 pm
by Doombrain
Fuck off :olo:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:51 pm
by seremtan
Doombrain wrote:
seremtan wrote:
Doombrain wrote: I can't help it. I'm so upset because this game doesn’t play like a different game I’ve played. BOO HOO. I wish someone would take me to happiness. BOO HOO.

:olo:
lol, you're really hurtin' aren't you?
Classic 'at a loss' comeback :olo:
comeback? it was a statement in the form of a question, you sad cunt :olo:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:20 pm
by Doombrain
No mate. Crying about a game is sad :olo:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:03 pm
by seremtan
yawn

29k posts on a game forum means you don't get to call anyone sad, ever :olo:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:14 pm
by Doombrain
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHOULD STEER LIKE A CAR IN ANOTHER GAME

BOOO HOOO


:OLO:

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:14 am
by seremtan
:icon29:

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:50 am
by Doombrain
Last word

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:23 am
by Mr.Magnetichead
no