Quake3World

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:38 pm**

How long does water in plastic bottles last if the seal hasnt ben broken?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:38 pm**

Forever?

Isnt there a drink by date on it?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:39 pm**

Isn't there usually an expiration date printed on the bottle?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:39 pm**

How long does bottled water last?
The FDA considers bottled water to have an indefinite shelf life if it’s produced in accordance with regulations and remains unopened. Therefore, expiration dates on bottles are voluntary, and may reflect concerns for taste and odor rather than safety. Bottled water should be stored in a cool location away from direct sunlight.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:50 pm**

COPYRIGHT SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:51 pm**

Good. Couple that in with purification materials and I'm set.

EDIT: Now what about instant noodles and stuff. How long do they last?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:52 pm**

dzjepp wrote:COPYRIGHT SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS

No I'm just thinking ahead. By doing so I'm assuring that I'll outlive every one of you.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:57 pm**

...sounds like you're on the verge of freaking out and joining a cult...

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:58 pm**

WE MUST PRESERVE OUR PRECIOUS BODY FLUIDS!

PURITY OF ESSENCE!

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:58 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:02 pm**

farad wrote:...sounds like you're on the verge of freaking out and joining a cult...

Fuck the cult. Friends and family only.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:05 pm**

phantasmagoria wrote:WE MUST PRESERVE OUR PRECIOUS BODY FLUIDS!

PURITY OF ESSENCE!

Ice cream Mandrake....Childrens ice cream.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:07 pm**

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:
farad wrote:...sounds like you're on the verge of freaking out and joining a cult...
Fuck the cult. Friends and family only.

...I hear that leads to inbreeding...

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:34 pm**

Get this:

Twinkies are oblong in shape, approximately 4" x 1" (10 cm x 2.5 cm), and usually sold in packages of two. They have a shelf life of 25 days. Various urban legends have stated that Twinkies have shelf lives anywhere from several years up to one century in duration, but there is no evidence to support this. In the U.S., the Twinkie is commonly regarded as the quintessential junk food. Each Twinkie contains about 145 kilocalories (607 kilojoules). Five hundred million are produced each year.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:51 pm**

Twinkies look yummy. Is that sweet or savoury?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:55 pm**

looks like a sponge with whipped cream inside it?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:58 pm**

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:00 am**

by the sounds of it, he has never had a twinkie....

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:02 am**

he's better off.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:50 am**

phantasmagoria wrote:looks like a sponge with whipped cream inside it?

That's pretty much it. Except it's less healthy than a sponge and whipped cream.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:10 am**

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:he's better off.

why? a lot of people think they taste pretty good.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:12 am**

alot of people are also fat fucks who think with their gut instead of their brain. on that note, they aint that bad.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:39 am**

I'm not a dessert or candy fucker, but I had a deep fried twinkie that generated a sizeable Hannibalgasm upon the eating.

But really, you might just as well inject a mixture of Crisco and corn syrup directly into your aorta.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:50 am**

Worried about the earth's wobble?

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:55 am**

I love twinkies.