here's how its gonna go down....
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:43 pm
USreal: "Iran must suspend its nookular weapons program!"
Iran: "We don't HAVE a weapons program. We're building a power station. And it's pronounced 'nuclear'."
USreal: "This total lack of cooperation is why diplomacy is failing!"
Iran: "We're cooperating! Your guys been all over our power station looking at everything. They agree with us; it's a power station! Look here. Switch goes up, light goes on! Switch goes down, light goes off. See?"
USreal: "Iran must suspend its nookular weapons program!"
Iran: "'Nuclear. Nuclear. New, like brand new, like our power station. Clear, like glass, like the clear glass we have on the wall of the power station so your boys can look in while we generate electricity. New-clear. Nuclear. Use Mr. Tongue AND Mr. Lips!"
USReal: "This kind of attitude does not help!"
Iran: "Well, you're looking like such an idiot, we thought maybe ..."
USreal: 'ATTACK! ATTACK! BOMB! KILL! NUKE THE RAGHEADS AND STEAL THEIR OIL FOR JESUS!"
questions?...
Iran: "We don't HAVE a weapons program. We're building a power station. And it's pronounced 'nuclear'."
USreal: "This total lack of cooperation is why diplomacy is failing!"
Iran: "We're cooperating! Your guys been all over our power station looking at everything. They agree with us; it's a power station! Look here. Switch goes up, light goes on! Switch goes down, light goes off. See?"
USreal: "Iran must suspend its nookular weapons program!"
Iran: "'Nuclear. Nuclear. New, like brand new, like our power station. Clear, like glass, like the clear glass we have on the wall of the power station so your boys can look in while we generate electricity. New-clear. Nuclear. Use Mr. Tongue AND Mr. Lips!"
USReal: "This kind of attitude does not help!"
Iran: "Well, you're looking like such an idiot, we thought maybe ..."
USreal: 'ATTACK! ATTACK! BOMB! KILL! NUKE THE RAGHEADS AND STEAL THEIR OIL FOR JESUS!"
questions?...
