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Those are just fucking stupid. But real

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:26 am
by Guest
My gf has a self auto- cleaning oven…She asked me where is the faucet and where do we pour the detergent?

Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…

About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…

There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:34 am
by Guest
Those are just fucking stupid.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:42 am
by Guest
ToxicBug wrote:Those are just fucking stupid.
That's why I wrote believe it or not, but they are from my GF, believe it or not.
BTW I've seen you in frapper and you are not the same friend I thought I found. Sorry

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:54 am
by andyman
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:58 am
by I cant spell u
andyman wrote:
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:01 am
by andyman
gee i fucking wonder

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:08 am
by Underpants?
are you berating your girlfriend to a bunch of fucked up interdweebs because she's all about saving you money? If not, then for the first time I'm not feelin you pete, make yourself more clear please.
edit oh... thanks u.
jesus she'd better look like a model or else be able to suck the brass off a doorknob.

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:10 am
by Guest
andyman wrote:
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

She just look at the special but doesn’t know about the weight comparison.
Like if all the chickens would sale for the same special$ whatever is their weight.
I understand if you don’t. It’s a tough place to be.

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:14 am
by Guest
I cant spell u wrote:
andyman wrote:
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:20 am
by Guest
pete wrote:
I cant spell u wrote:
andyman wrote: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
:olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:20 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
you wouldn't want someone any smarter than you though would you pete?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:25 am
by Guest
Do you want one more?
She was going shopping and I told her I would need some anti sudo Told her I saw there were some for 2.25 she brought me back some that she payed 4.50 beause they were on special.

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:30 am
by I cant spell u
pete wrote:
I cant spell u wrote:
andyman wrote: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
How old is she? I'm only 15.

Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:35 am
by Guest
I cant spell u wrote:
pete wrote:
I cant spell u wrote: Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
How old is she? I'm only 15.
SHHHHHHHHHHut I think you are not allowed in here.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:55 am
by +JuggerNaut+
pete wrote:Do you want one more?
She was going shopping and I told her I would need some anti sudo Told her I saw there were some for 2.25 she brought me back some that she payed 4.50 beause they were on special.
:olo: :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:57 am
by andyman
ROFL what a stupid cunt haha

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:13 am
by Captain
Meh, even ToxicPug has more estrogen than her.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:29 pm
by Tsakali_
wtf is anti sudo?

having that question pending...maybe the expensive shit she baught was actually better? hence she prolly thaught it was an apportunity for her to get the better one for you?

it's one thing being stupid and another just not knowning

Re: Those are just fucking stupid. But real

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:39 pm
by Juelz
pete wrote:My gf has a self auto- cleaning oven…She asked me where is the faucet and where do we pour the detergent?

Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…

About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…

There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
Didn't you usta talk like you had a dick in your mouth?