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I need to find some suitable permanent colouring to add to some of my Shampoo and Shower Gel to catch out whichever one of my cunt housemates keeps stealing all my bath products.

I swear to god, I'd normally spend mebbe 60 quid on shave gel per year and it's up past 100 quid already.

I'm thinking some kind of blue dye in my shower gel and green dye in my shampoo.

Any ideas? I think food colouring washes out.

I considered bleaching then realised that blindness is probably a bit overkill.

what about hair dye? :/

Just start stealing their shit to compensate.

With any luck, you'll end up in one of those awful circles of abuse, counterabuse and countercounterabuse... and then as time passes the motivation behind everything will start to fade, weird abnormality becomes everyday routine, and you'll soon reach optimal happiness again.

hair dye wont stick to skin. its not just about shampoo im sure.

cum in the bottle. next time one of your housemates will be scrubbing his nuts with your manpaste :icon14:

If you want to be really mean, put some hair removal liquid in there, bikini wax and the like.

oo or lemonjuice. hurts the eyes and the bellend :icon14:

My advice surely wins. It envelopes the whole spectrum, so to speak.

your advice includes an antisocial irishman

ilumos wrote:If you want to be really mean, put some hair removal liquid in there, bikini wax and the like.

the winning idea.

or cum. lots of it.
and put a sticker on it in 6 months time, telling them u cum in your shampoo

Lemon Juice seems like the winner thus far.

I may try food colouring regardless.

I don't want a solution where they don't know what I've done. I want a very clear 'oh fuck' response.

MKJ wrote:your advice includes an antisocial irishman

I retrospect, we were probably both assholes, which sort of made it okay.

PS i applaud your memory.

Inject cancer into the shaving foam, that'll teach them, then you can laugh when they've got tumours in their faces.

Just keep all your toiletries in a shower bag or something in your room. Whenever you need a shower/bath/shave etc, just take it in and keep it in your room afterwards.

I had a similar problem last year and that was the best solution.

DiscoDave wrote:Just keep all your toiletries in a shower bag or something in your room. Whenever you need a shower/bath/shave etc, just take it in and keep it in your room afterwards.

I had a similar problem last year and that was the best solution.

I'm doing exactly that right now.

But it's a pussy solution. I want payback because it's taken me a few months to become absolutely sure it's happening, and that shit has cost me actual cash.

put some badgers bladder juice in there.

i heared it leaves a smell

Foo wrote:I need to find some suitable permanent colouring to add to some of my Shampoo and Shower Gel to catch out whichever one of my cunt housemates keeps stealing all my bath products.

I swear to god, I'd normally spend mebbe 60 quid on shave gel per year and it's up past 100 quid already.

I'm thinking some kind of blue dye in my shower gel and green dye in my shampoo.

Any ideas? I think food colouring washes out.

I considered bleaching then realised that blindness is probably a bit overkill.

I'm sure these will do the trick... > http://superbluetabs.com/

Or you could add henna ink to your stuff as well....

DiscoDave wrote:Just keep all your toiletries in a shower bag or something in your room. Whenever you need a shower/bath/shave etc, just take it in and keep it in your room afterwards.

I had a similar problem last year and that was the best solution.

the best solution is not to have flatmates

Giraffe }{unter wrote:Or you could add henna ink to your stuff as well....

was gunna say this

Replace (or mix together) shower gel with treacle/syrup. Smells sweet, is edible so no harm done, has same consistency, and will give instant results, i.e. no suds whatsoever

Please report back with results

Piss into it and mix it well, what a suprise he will get.

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Break a handful of them apart.. Ring them out in a cup.. add to bottles..

Wear gloves tho :-|

Find someone with HIV and have them use your freind's razor, then place it back.

yes, because diseases are most commonly transfered through facial hair

As far as I know it’s because there is usually minor cuts when shaving even if you don’t see them. So you can get HIV infected blood on the razor and I think it can survive up to 3 days. This is why you should never share razors as blood related diseases have a high risk of spreading.

However you can drink infected blood and most likely not get sick unless you have a cut in your mouth, your stomach is able to digest almost all bacteria and viruses.