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Work, techtards, and hilarity.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:16 pm
by Jackal
There's this guy in my office who uses a company laptop which syncs with the rest of our network any time he logs on. He's always dumping his pictures from his digicam into his "my pictures" folder on his laptop which in turn ends up on the network. I've warned him about this before but he's apparently completely forgotten, leading to the hilarity of today.
I was looking at the server disc space earlier and noticed it was about a gig lower than it was last I checked. I immediately suspected asshat digicam-man so I check the "my pictures" folder and sure enough it's just jammed with pics. The folder is set to the option where you see previews of the pictures right on the folder icon and I notice some boobies, of course I investigate further. Sure enough I open the folder and there's a bunch of pictures and vids of his gf and her friends stripping etc.
LOFUCKINGL
I should mention that buddy is king metrosexual and his gf is about the female equivalent and is retarded hot. I've seen her tits before (as she is not shy at all and showed me a picture of them on her cell phone the first time I met her) but this level of debauchary is unprecedented.
What would you guys do here? Should I tell him before someone else sees them and he gets fired or should I just let it ride? LOL I could probably start my own softcore porn site.

It's funny because one of my bosses does the same thing, not knowing we can see all the pictures. Granted she hasn't had any nudies on there but I bet it's bound to happen.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:20 pm
by 4days
you should be sensitive to their privacy*



*rar the lot and stick it on a pron torrent site

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:22 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
I usually take the good ones and delete the rest, the best way to have someone learn is to have something foul happen to them. This guy was saving whords of porn, I'm still curious as to why he never wondered how it kept dissappearing every day???

I'm about done being Mr. nice guy here friend or not, you fuck up I email you, your manager and the I.T. guys. I'm sick of having my guys get reamed by a manager because they are wasting valuable time for their employees. Even though their employee had enough time to download Gain and shop at home agen :/

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:23 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
FYI, just don't say anything to him or you can have an HR issue on your hands. All sexual issues need to fist go to HR so they can gingerly handle the problem.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:39 pm
by Jackal
Giraffe }{unter wrote:FYI, just don't say anything to him or you can have an HR issue on your hands. All sexual issues need to fist go to HR so they can gingerly handle the problem.
If you understood the nature of my company I don't think you'd be saying the same thing. We have a very fluid way of doing things. I either tell him or tell the boss.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:41 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
*pm's jackal about getting copies*

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:57 pm
by Deathshroud
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:*pm's jackal about getting copies*
:paranoid:

EDIT: You should just have a wank to the pics, then make a comment during lunch how easy was because his gf is so hot.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:30 pm
by R00k
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:*pm's jackal about getting copies*

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:32 pm
by R00k
Seriously though - why not find a way to grab the pics, and somehow make it look like they're still there so he will keep putting more up?

Make copies to keep, turn off synchronizing for the My Pictures folder, then just turn it back on every couple of weeks when you need some lube material. :shrug:

Yea it's kinda twisted I know, but no internet boobies are as fun to look at as amateur porn pics of people you actually know. :olo:

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:41 pm
by Jackal
I can get the pics anytime I want.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:43 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Jackal wrote:I can get the pics anytime I want.
i asked for copies first! uh did i say please?

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:44 pm
by R00k
Well, you could delete them and not say anything. Then if the guy ever tries to screw you over you can go to the boss and tell him he's wasting gigs of server space and you're having to delete them daily or something.

If you like the guy, just send him an email from an outside address of yours that he doesn't know, that has a link to the server location where the pics are stored.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:48 pm
by Jackal
The guy is kind of a cock but his gf seemed to be genuinely nice so I don't think I'll be spreading the pictures around.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:53 pm
by Captain
COUGHblackmailCOUGHCOUGH

:drool:

Oh yeah, and pass some copies around, pretty please :drool:

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:54 pm
by Jackal
Who the fuck are you and why would I give you anything?

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:56 pm
by andyman
Print them out and say tell him the boss wants to know who took these pictures of his daughter

:olo:

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:53 am
by R00k
Hell, set it as his desktop wallpaper. Would it be obvious who did it?

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:28 am
by ajerara
a friend of mine had the same problem with the scanner at work, people would be scanning their pics and then forget and leave them in the scanner.
One day he went in to scan, and there was a picture of a girl that worked there in a sexy outfit, wearing a huge dildo. Busted!

We have a professional digital camera setup at work, and for a while I was finding pubic hair all over the place .......I don't know if someone was scanning their weenie or what....everyone denied it of course. Ick.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:36 am
by Dave
we let people do what ever the fuck they want to do as long as they don't exceed their 2 gig quota. That would end your problems in a big hurry

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:46 pm
by Doombrain
Captain Mazda wrote:COUGHblackmailCOUGHCOUGH

:drool:

Oh yeah, and pass some copies around, pretty please :drool:

Yeah, blackmail. I'm sure he'll shit it like a person when someone else has seen women freely taking there tops off. Oh god, please don't blackmail him with that. Imagine the kinds of things you could get?? I free coffee or even a used news paper! It’s an evil plan but it just might work. You fucking plank.