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Doom3 movie will suck reason #1000123443
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 1:58 pm
by 7zark7
http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=19555
Big "friggin" gun ?!?!?! FFS.
I'm already ashamed of this movie.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:02 pm
by Pext
mario bros strike back
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:09 pm
by Fender
Even worse. BFG stands for "bio force gun" in the movie.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:23 pm
by Jackal
nerds cannot be pleased one way or the other.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:03 pm
by Bdw3
Heh- I thought it was a decent name actually.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:09 pm
by o'dium
Hey, the *other* film the rock is doing will be better than this, and thats saying something seeing as he plays a gay country western-singing bodyguard...
And thats not a lie, either
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:13 pm
by rep
Never ONCE in official DOOM canon has the BFG9000 been called the Big Fucking Gun. Grow up.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:17 pm
by MKJ
rep wrote:Never ONCE in official DOOM canon has the BFG9000 been called the Big Fucking Gun. Grow up.
Doom Bible, sir, aka the Doom design document by id
BFG 2704 (red). Horrible hallway-scouring weapon. Damages user a bit. Awful
recoil. BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun." Safest use: back to wall, distant target
http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/section14.shtml
entire thing:
http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/
kthxbye
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:22 pm
by prince1000
show me one video game turned movie that was good...
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:39 pm
by o'dium
prince1000 wrote:show me one video game turned movie that was good...
RE was "ok" if you never played the games. People who played the games hated it though.
Riddick was great, but that wont work the other way around will it :icon32:
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:50 pm
by Fjoggs
Duh, the Street Fighter movies!
xD
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:16 pm
by o'dium
Fjoggs wrote:Duh, the Street Fighter movies!
xD
Manga one owned, aye, but come on...
"CHALEH!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU CHALEH!"
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:31 pm
by Dark Metal
Fucking Zark.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:38 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
yo dickass where have you been?
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:30 pm
by DiscoDave
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:39 pm
by shadd_.
thats some BFO right there. :icon19:
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:45 pm
by Fender
big fucking ownage?
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:54 pm
by shadd_.
Fender wrote:big fucking ownage?
:icon14:
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:13 pm
by Massive Quasars
Dark Metal wrote:Fucking Zark.
quiet torontonian nights, the two of you, together in a manner god did not intend
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:44 pm
by 4g3nt_Smith
Goddamnit Rep, why the fuck do you suck at life so much? You're giving humanity a bad name.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:14 am
by FlamingTP
prince1000 wrote:show me one video game turned movie that was good...
RE, Mortal Kombat, Tomb Raider to name three.
Index of suck:
Mario
MK2
All other tomb Raiders
RE2
Street Fighter
Double Dragon
Etc
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:18 am
by U4EA
All three of those movies sucked ass.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:19 am
by FlamingTP
No
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:28 am
by FlamingTP
I liked MK1 because it had Christopher Lambert as Raiden and for the most part the rest of casting was spot on. :icon14: The story wasn't so good and they changed a few things but the fight scenes were great.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:32 am
by FlamingTP
I'm willing to bet you've never even bothered to watch the film so shut it.