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....even when the rest of use can't.

He probably sees this:

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OH SHIT YOU'RE CHUCK NORRIS NEVERMIND HERE'S OUR DATABASE.

Computers learn how to use Chuck Norris, not the other way around.

Viruses get chuck norris.

Chuck Norris' beard is the most effective firewall the world has ever known.

Chuck noris doesn't have to double click anything, he just roundhouses the computer before he sits down and it simply understands.

the whole thing flash b4 my eyes when weze down there awile ago.


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i rememberd raw1

Nightshade wrote:Chuck Norris' beard is the most effective firewall the world has ever known.

Kracus wrote:Chuck noris doesn't have to double click anything, he just roundhouses the computer before he sits down and it simply understands.

If I could anti-laugh, I would.

Massive Quasars wrote:

Kracus wrote:Chuck noris doesn't have to double click anything, he just roundhouses the computer before he sits down and it simply understands.

If I could anti-laugh, I would.

well said.

Chuck Norris doesn't get error messages, he gives them.

I'm trying to think of one that incorporates chuck norris and the blue screen of death.

Massive Quasars wrote:

Kracus wrote:Chuck noris doesn't have to double click anything, he just roundhouses the computer before he sits down and it simply understands.

If I could anti-laugh, I would.

It's called crying idiot.

tnf wrote:I'm trying to think of one that incorporates chuck norris and the blue screen of death.

The BSOD is the last thing you see after a blow from chuck norris

Kracus wrote:

Massive Quasars wrote:

Kracus wrote:Chuck noris doesn't have to double click anything, he just roundhouses the computer before he sits down and it simply understands.

If I could anti-laugh, I would.

It's called crying idiot.

no, because some people cry when they are happy. I don't understand this, but I have had to witness it firsthand.

tnf wrote:I'm trying to think of one that incorporates chuck norris and the blue screen of death.

The blue screen of death was created in homage to the last thing Chuck's enemies see before they die. The first ever recorded occurrence of the BSOD came with Norris's first encounter with a computer. He used his approach to conventional books, staring it down until it gave him the information he needed. There was no way the computer could handle such raw alpha-being willpower, and turned the color of Chuck's eyes.

It was several years before developers found a way to shield the circuits from Chuck's enormous power, and by the time they did, the backlash of Norris' encounter had already caused a permanent blowback to the x86 architecture. To this day when computers encounter inexplicable errors, their only point of reference is that fateful encounter with the man himself.

Three years ago an indentured servant in Norris's estate happened across the original computer he had encountered. Apparently he decided to hold it captive until it gave him the information he had asked for -- according to the servant it only displays a solid background of blue with two flashing words: NEVER FORGET.

R00k wrote:

tnf wrote:I'm trying to think of one that incorporates chuck norris and the blue screen of death.

The blue screen of death was created in homage to the last thing Chuck's enemies see before they die. The first ever recorded occurrence of the BSOD came with Norris's first encounter with a computer. He used his approach to conventional books, staring it down until it gave him the information he needed. There was no way the computer could handle such raw alpha-being willpower, and turned the color of Chuck's eyes.

It was several years before developers found a way to shield the circuits from Chuck's enormous power, and by the time they did, the backlash of Norris' encounter had already caused a permanent blowback to the x86 architecture. To this day when computers encounter inexplicable errors, their only point of reference is that fateful encounter with the man himself.

Gold

Would remove the third paragraph though

Fact: In binary, Chuck Norris is #1, and you are zero.

When a hard drives says 'isufficient space', chuck norris tears it a new one.


^^stupid^^

A hacker once made the grieveous mistake of trying to breach Chuck Norris' system. Chuck sensed what was happening and roundhouse kicked the internet. The hacker died instantly, and the aftermath became known as "The dot com bust".

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked his computer when Outlook Express wouldn't let him check his Chuck-Mail, the result was Deep Blue.

R00k wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't get error messages, he gives them.

Some say, he afraid of bells, and his breath smells of magnesium. All we know is he's called "The Stig"!

...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:

Vin Diesel thinks this shit is so old.

As old as your hairstyle?

Kracus wrote:It's called crying idiot.

Something you know all about you low-rent suicidal hom0fag.