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Hey assholes, over here

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:43 pm
by Underpants?
I had to think of a catchy line that would attract the attention of forum animal lovers :olo:. Have had an animal living in my house for like 4 years now of questionable genetic background--even the vets are stumped. The bitch is smarter than Wyle E Coyote, more focused than a jungle cat and nearly as fast as a greyhound (caught the business end of a full-stride antelope in the hills a year ago).
What are your thoughts on breed? I'm sure it's a mix, of what primary animals? I'm thinking the bone structure looks alot like a catahoula, with a rottweiler mix.
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catahoula
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one thing is for certain, it's the BEST.FUCKING.MIX.EVER

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:47 pm
by dzjepp
What mix is the Underpants breed?

One-ballus-no-hairus?

HAHAHAHAHHA

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:49 pm
by Underpants?
Purebred fucking stallion. Simple answer for a simple man. Sidelines are that way, sleazyjepp.
Next...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:50 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
underpants :lub:

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:58 pm
by Pauly
What's your favourite U2 song?

One?


:olo:

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:00 pm
by R00k
Nice looking dog.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:12 pm
by ScooterG
For sure she's part Rotty, but it does look sleeker in body build than most hulky Rotties...maybe she is part greyhound....

Cute as hell, though.... Name?

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:48 pm
by Canidae
His name is balleater.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:00 pm
by ScooterG
:olo:

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:44 pm
by Dek
I'd say Doberman, german shepard mix..

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:09 pm
by Underpants?
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:underpants :lub:
JuggoeLott, the man, the legend, the scolder of evildoing statues everywhere

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:10 pm
by ScooterG
I was pondering on Shepard, but she doesn't have a bushy enough tail....

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
by bitWISE
I want a dog :tear:

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
by Underpants?
Pauly wrote:What's your favourite U2 song?

One?


:olo:
Pride, similar to that overwhelming emotion you get every time you visit the star trek toy collection in your basement, propeller-hat boy.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:13 pm
by Underpants?
R00k wrote:Nice looking dog.
thanks man, I also think she's gorgeous. If I were another dog, my tube of lipstick would be visible for miles looking at that pic.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:16 pm
by Underpants?
ScooterG wrote:For sure she's part Rotty, but it does look sleeker in body build than most hulky Rotties...maybe she is part greyhound....

Cute as hell, though.... Name?
She runs 4 miles a day 5 days a week to maintain that hot figure. Wondermutt....

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:18 pm
by Underpants?
ScooterG wrote:I was pondering on Shepard, but she doesn't have a bushy enough tail....
clipped at birth, wondered about that..
you can't really tell from the pic but there's no rugged strip down the back like a shepherd, otherwise, yeah...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:24 pm
by Underpants?
bitWISE wrote:I want a dog :tear:
you can have #2, he's got Down's for dogs I reckon

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:28 pm
by Underpants?
Canidae wrote:His name is balleater.
:olo: you're a sick man, ass-plow.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:29 pm
by losCHUNK
you aint got any more pics have you dude ?

id say thats a doberman cross

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:30 pm
by SplishSplash
don't shepherds have rather poor genetic material? i heard they're still pretty smart, but have all kinds of failures, like weak hips and stuff.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:30 pm
by SplishSplash
and yeah, the ears look dobermann-ish

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:31 pm
by MKJ
could be. we had a belgian shepherd mix like a thousand years ago who had the biggest trouble sitting down when he got older. so that would make sense

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:31 pm
by R00k
Can't really tell much of anything from the small pic though. Aside from the short, narrow nose it looks like a straight rotty. Don't have any pics showing her full body?

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:32 pm
by Underpants?
losCHUNK wrote:you aint got any more pics have you dude ?

id say thats a doberman cross
I don't here at work chunky, I'll post what I can find from home here after I'm done putting in a hard day of fucking off here