chuck norris
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:57 am
STOLEN FROM SOMETHINGAWFUL OBVIOUSLY.
My fave is "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
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Fucking LOL! New sig...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:45 am
fuck me, that was pretty damn good.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:48 am
the first one is gold.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:33 am
Chuck norris is everywhere at the moment. I even killed the fucker on BF2 earlier :E.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:38 am
If you can see chuck norris, he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you will be dying any second.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:45 am
I thought that was the most poorly worded of the bunchNightshade wrote:Fucking LOL! New sig...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:55 am
ROFLWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:26 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:41 am
not half a second later, that cameraman was dead on the floor.Dave wrote:
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:48 am
The sudden fascination with Chuck must be a reaction to the idea that nothing good comes out of Texas anymore
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:53 am
steers and queers, but dont tell chuck that.Dave wrote:The sudden fascination with Chuck must be a reaction to the idea that nothing good comes out of Texas anymore
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:53 am
It's conan's fault
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:55 am
Chuck lives in Texas now, but I believe he is a native of Oklahoma.
And I think that quote also goes along with the 'whores and hockey players" one.
And I think that quote also goes along with the 'whores and hockey players" one.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:58 am
:icon10:Dukester wrote:Chuck lives in Texas now, but I believe he is a native of Oklahoma.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:13 am
Chuck had the world's hariest back im the sixties.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:51 am
good site!
i was just playing around with lighting and graphics engines and this one made me rofl.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
i was just playing around with lighting and graphics engines and this one made me rofl.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:21 pm
...I think he hit it...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:40 pm
hax103 wrote: Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:17 pm
- Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. -
Gold
Gold
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:20 pm
I care, deeply. Proper grammar and sentence structure are the top items on my list of humor analysis factors.Foo wrote:I thought that was the most poorly worded of the bunchNightshade wrote:Fucking LOL! New sig...