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Bluetooth for lovers
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:26 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/28 ... th_device/
Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss. The Toy is worn internally, linked to a mobile phone and controlled by sms text messages sent to the phone. Once read, the message is transported automatically to The Toy, which turns it into vibrations - with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written. Just say what you feel, The Toy will do the rest.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:29 pm
by Nightshade
"worn internally"
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:32 pm
by Ezekiel
Good grief...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:42 pm
by Guest
"Finally, The Toy is "not discoverable in a Bluetooth search", so there's no chance of your other half being molested by a wireless groper."
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:48 pm
by Guest
Its not cheap tho, 200 quid or $380 US shipped. But how funny would it be to find out some girls code and start txting her non stop while shes in class or in a meeting or something.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:53 pm
by seremtan
yes, or you could have a sex with a real girl, toxicbug
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:55 pm
by Guest
seremtan wrote:yes, or you could have a sex with a real girl, toxicbug
I said it would be funny.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:09 pm
by plained
prolly walk abit funny with 6 of those up ye arse :icon32:
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:16 pm
by Don Carlos
omfg...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:21 pm
by phantasmagoria
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:25 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
for those that can't please your woman, Christmas is near.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:30 pm
by R00k
Surely it's only a matter of time before these things get hacked and strangers start "SMS-Raping" girls in clubs and such (and they like it, of course).
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:41 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
R00k wrote:Surely it's only a matter of time before these things get hacked and strangers start "SMS-Raping" girls in clubs and such (and they like it, of course).
a whole new meaning to blue-jacking.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:55 pm
by R00k
lol
"Man I hate my phone company, I wish I could just switch to a different one."
"Yea, I know, mine fucks me on a regular basis!"
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:55 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:37 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
R00k wrote:lol
"Man I hate my phone company, I wish I could just switch to a different one."
"Yea, I know, mine fucks me on a regular basis!"
Stop complaining at least they don't charge you extra for that
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:16 pm
by seremtan
R00k wrote:Surely it's only a matter of time before these things get hacked and strangers start "SMS-Raping" girls in clubs and such (and they like it, of course).
most likely the vagina will answer and say "i'm on the train"
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:59 am
by Psyche911
plained wrote:prolly walk abit funny with 6 of those up ye arse :icon32:
A similar product for the iPod:
http://arstechnica.com/journals/apple.a ... 11/15/1842
However...you'd think it might be a little suspicious. Since this one isn't wireless, you'd see the person with a wire from their iPod down their pants/skirt/etc. lol
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:06 pm
by Doombrain
seremtan wrote:yes, or you could have a sex with a real girl, toxicbug
BUHAHAHHAHAH SEX AHahh HAHA HAHAHAHA TOXICBUG HAHAHAH ah a hahaha ahah ha aha ha ha
ha ha, good one.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:00 pm
by Turbine
Get it?
