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post your bed and prove you arent a virgin
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:43 am
by Testoclesius
ok nerds heres your chance, not everyone can be a sex-god like me but now you can prove that you arent actually a virgin :lol: lets see what type of bed you all sleep in :lol: only someone who actually has sex will be in possession of a double bed :lol: the rest of you virgins all sleep in single beds because you know theres no chance in hell any of you will ever have sex :lol:
all those who are too scared to post a pic of their beds in this thread do so because they are single bed sleeping virgins for life :lol:
heres my work-bench:
youll notice the blue shorts stuck between the bed head and the wall, thats because im like a fucking jackhammer in the sack and the neighbours kept panicking thinking there was an earthquake until i took the appropriate precautionary measures :lol:
lets see the proof virgins :lol:
Re: post your bed and prove you arent a virgin
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:55 am
by Pauly
Testoclesius wrote:
heres my work-bench:
:lol:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:01 am
by FlamingTP
:icon19:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:04 am
by LOL INTERNET
I NOTICE A DISTINCT LACK OF BEDS IN THIS THREAD. I THINK TESTOCLESIUS WAS RIGHT
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:17 am
by FlamingTP
post your's Mr. goatse. :icon19:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:21 am
by Arkleseizure
Figure A) Penis enlargement pills.
Figure B) What the hell?
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:22 am
by FlamingTP
:icon19:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:40 am
by LOL INTERNET
FlamingTP wrote:post your's Mr. goatse. :icon19:
HOW CAN I POST MINE? IT'S IN MY BEDROOM AND I NEED TO SLEEP IN IT TO NIGHT.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:54 am
by FlamingTP
post a pic of it.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:19 am
by LOL INTERNET
BUT MY SHEETS AREN'T CLEAN
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:22 am
by FlamingTP
LOL INTERNET wrote:BUT MY SHEETS AREN'T CLEAN
wet your bed AGAIN? ffs
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:23 am
by LOL INTERNET
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:59 am
by FlamingTP
My brother's to smart to wet his bed, bed wetter.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:02 am
by Guest
FlamingTP wrote:My brother's to smart to wet his bed bed wetter.
What's a 'bed bed wetter'?
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:17 am
by FlamingTP
*inserts comma* :icon19:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:02 pm
by Testoclesius
Arkleseizure wrote:
Figure A) Penis enlargement pills.
Figure B) What the hell?
thats my girlfriends side faggot :lol:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:50 pm
by Arkleseizure
Testoclesius wrote:faggot
That would be quite a hypocritical statement if you like two girls having sex and not two guys.
Shut the fuck up before you're owned again.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:43 pm
by SiCdeth
ok so you dont know how to make your bed, and spend all night masturbating furiously and get your sheets all messed up.. congratulations.
post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:02 pm
by LOL INTERNET
SiCdeth wrote:ok so you dont know how to make your bed, and spend all night masturbating furiously and get your sheets all messed up.. congratulations.
post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:39 pm
by The HavoX
SiCdeth wrote:post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.
it's your not you're
boring cum-farter
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:23 pm
by SiCdeth
call me boring.. but comment on my grammar error. theres a real zinger.
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:53 pm
by Testoclesius
Arkleseizure wrote:Testoclesius wrote:faggot
That would be quite a hypocritical statement if you like two girls having sex and not two guys.
Shut the fuck up before you're owned again.
fuck off single bed sleeping bitter virgin :lol:
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:55 pm
by Testoclesius
SiCdeth wrote:ok so you dont know how to make your bed, and spend all night masturbating furiously and get your sheets all messed up.. congratulations.
post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.
you think the only way to mess sheets up is by masturbating because thats the only sexual experience youve ever had in a bed mate :lol: this is the internet mate you dont need me to post pics so you can see what its like for someone to actually have sex :lol: fuck off 80's virgin :lol:
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:05 am
by Arkleseizure
Testoclesius wrote:Arkleseizure wrote:Testoclesius wrote:faggot
That would be quite a hypocritical statement if you like two girls having sex and not two guys.
Shut the fuck up before you're owned again.
fuck off single bed sleeping bitter virgin :lol:
I may be a virgin because I'm 14. But I have a full size bed.
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:09 am
by LOL INTERNET
Arkleseizure wrote:
I may be a virgin because I'm 14. But I have a full size bed.
I'M A GREAT GUY, SO I'LL LET YOU KNOW BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT YOURSELF: PUSSY IS CRAP, IT'S ALL ABOUT LATINO COCK