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During bathtime? Watched dirty jobs on discovery tonite, and mike rowe was in the pet groomers office. They where washing some dogs and they did the practice mentioned above, as the lady put it to 'clean the area of posinous excrement' or something

wtf is an anal gland ?

i cant decide to lol or be disturbed at the topic title.

Unfortunately, we've had to do it a couple of times. If your dog scoots his ass on the carpet, he more than likely needs to have this done. Go to the vet one time and have them show you how to do it properly.

Dog's anal glads are why they sniff each other's butts. Each dog has a unique smell. If those glads get clogged up, it is supposedly uncomfortable at best and possible painful. Unless your dog has a really bad diet, once or twice a year is probably sufficient. I think some breeds are worse than others for this problem as well.

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wtf... anal glands, eh? Fuck dogs.

If you were trying to convince me not to own a dog, you've succeeded.

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unf, bastards

edit: fyi, I attempted to transload the images through imageshack but they said it was porn

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ty sir

ok, that's sick, not only do you have to pick up their shit, you need to massage their anuses too?

cats > dogs

Grudge wrote:ok, that's sick, not only do you have to pick up their shit, you need to massage their anuses too?

cats > dogs

sounds like you pussies are in need of a serious attitude adjustment.
and by "attitude" I really mean "need to."
and by "adjustment" what I'm saying is "get laid."

Yes they are in need of a serious need to get laid.

Grudge wrote:
cats > dogs

yeah, its much nicer to have animals that shit in the house and hate you.

Massive Quasars wrote:unf, bastards

edit: fyi, I attempted to transload the images through imageshack but they said it was porn

they have pattern matching algorithms that "detect" suspicious patterns of pixels or something?

heh, i usually throw a bottle of shampoo over her head and hose her down

fuck rubbing her ass, i dont do that to myself so why would i wish it upon someone else

losCHUNK wrote: fuck rubbing her ass, i dont do that to myself so why would i wish it upon someone else

your ass must stink since you never rub it clean with water.

theres washing your ass and theres rubbing your ass

my dad has to do that to their dog ~1 per year or so.
supposedly the odor that comes out is one of the foulest things on earth.

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Grudge wrote:
cats > dogs

yeah, its much nicer to have animals that shit in the house and hate you.

shows how much you know about cats