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Crap
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:07 pm
by Guest
I'm eating the best fucking brownies right now. They're called two bite brownies made by homestyle, if you ever see some get them, you won't regret it.
Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome. It started good but one got too drunk and passed out. But now the one that didn't pass out dupmed her and wants me.
So how was your weekend?
Re: Crap
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:08 pm
by andyman
Kracus wrote:trying to lure her and her friend to my house
wtf is this supposed to mean lol
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:09 pm
by Guest
They wanted to go to their house... without me.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:10 pm
by Guest
I suppose lure is a bad word and convince might be better
Re: Crap
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:10 pm
by phantasmagoria
Kracus wrote:Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome.
:OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO:
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:12 pm
by andyman
I'd have to see a picture of these girls or at least a picture of someone that look just like them to fully understand what is going on
weekend? friday i went to Busch Gardens for the Howl-O-Scream and it wasn't that great, but Sheikra and Montu were kick ass as usual, especially at night.
saturday i didnt do shit because nothing would work and no one wanted to do anything so I watched the white sox go one step closer to victory
Re: Crap
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:21 pm
by Guest
phantasmagoria wrote:Kracus wrote:Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome.
:OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO:
You only got one right you fucking wanker.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:22 pm
by Guest
andyman wrote:I'd have to see a picture of these girls or at least a picture of someone that look just like them to fully understand what is going on
weekend? friday i went to Busch Gardens for the Howl-O-Scream and it wasn't that great, but Sheikra and Montu were kick ass as usual, especially at night.
saturday i didnt do shit because nothing would work and no one wanted to do anything so I watched the white sox go one step closer to victory
They weren't super models but they're pretty cute. Cute being the key word. I find there's cute and sexy, some prefer sexy some prefer cute. You wouldn't guess either were like that until they started making out.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:47 pm
by MKJ
kracus
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:50 pm
by [xeno]Julios
i used to enjoy those brownies until i read the ingredients. If i remember correctly they've got trans fats.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:00 pm
by Foo
LOL Krakus professional failure.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:24 pm
by equivo
Kracus can you ever have a topic that doesn't contain some utter bullshit about your made up fantasy sex life?
It's like you've got some kind of disorder that doesn't allow you to stop talking about it, even though no one believes a word you say.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:26 pm
by Guest
No I just think it's hilarious no one beleives me.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:30 pm
by Foo
Hilariously sad.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:14 pm
by Guest
It's like a guilty pleasure. It's the one spot I can talk about shit going on and no one beleives me so I can say whatever I want. It's like one of those livejournals or something
Re: Crap
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:32 pm
by Guest
Kracus wrote:I'm eating the best fucking brownies right now. They're called two bite brownies made by homestyle, if you ever see some get them, you won't regret it.
Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome. It started good but one got too drunk and passed out. But now the one that didn't pass out dupmed her and wants me.
So how was your weekend?
Can't wait to try those fucking brownies that come with two lesbians.
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:43 pm
by Transient
OMFG pete
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:48 pm
by Geebs
I can officially confirm Kracus' story is true! Here's photographic evidence of him converting not one, but two lesbians
at the same time!
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:48 pm
by CrinklyArse
:olo::olo:
Re: Crap
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:49 pm
by CrinklyArse
pete wrote:Kracus wrote:I'm eating the best fucking brownies right now. They're called two bite brownies made by homestyle, if you ever see some get them, you won't regret it.
Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome. It started good but one got too drunk and passed out. But now the one that didn't pass out dupmed her and wants me.
So how was your weekend?
Can't wait to try those fucking brownies that come with two lesbians.
LMAO
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:52 pm
by plained
whoa that mustuve been some knight :icon20:
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:52 pm
by SOAPboy
Geebs wrote:I can officially confirm Kracus' story is true! Here's photographic evidence of him converting not one, but two lesbians at the same time!
[img]http://homepage.mac%20.com/guitarbloke/Pics/Konvert.jpg[/img]
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:32 am
by shiznit
Geebs wrote:I can officially confirm Kracus' story is true! Here's photographic evidence of him converting not one, but two lesbians
at the same time!
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:13 am
by glossy
threesomes with straight chicks are better. lesbians (or simply same-sex attracted) chicks are able to amuse themselves, but the straight chicks love the cock too much :icon14:
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:37 am
by tnf
before even clicking on this thread i knew it would have somethign to do with something like that...yet like a moth to a flame, there i clicked...