Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:20 pm
You heard it here first.
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I think it's high time that Bush, FEMA and Rove were indicted for this debacle. It's a disgrace.
Here is a pict of Pittsburgh residents participating in a zombie-preparedness training exercise in 1998.
Prepare today for tomorrow. (ie: Clean your bong often)
Clicky
I think it's high time that Bush, FEMA and Rove were indicted for this debacle. It's a disgrace.
Here is a pict of Pittsburgh residents participating in a zombie-preparedness training exercise in 1998.
Prepare today for tomorrow. (ie: Clean your bong often)
Such assertions alarm zombiologist Olivier Baptiste, who calls FUMA's information "hopelessly outdated."
"Dr. Aurora's claims are based on decades-old zombie models," Baptiste said. "Widely released evidence from recent years clearly shows that zombies can run just as fast, if not faster, than a living human."
Added Baptiste: "That FUMA trains its field agents to shoot zombies in the torso, rather than the head, demonstrates just how out of touch the government is."
