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The bad news and the good news
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:42 am
by DRuM
Bad news: Someone was run over and police cordon off my exits to get to work. Traffic is ridiculous. An hour later I arrive back home from only having travelled about half a mile and was now gonna be late.
Good news: day off.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:51 pm
by Grudge
Ge<k>off
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:52 pm
by Grudge
no
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:51 pm
by glossy
ge<img width="0" height="0">off?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:44 pm
by losCHUNK
bastard
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:45 pm
by losCHUNK
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:47 pm
by SplEEb
So this guy wakes up after a wicked party and notices he has two rings around his cock. He can't remember anything from the night before, so he decides he better go to the doctor and get this checked out.
After examining him carefully and dilligently he tells the man "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the first ring is lipstick, the bad news is the second ring is tobacco.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:43 am
by SplEEb
So I overheard these 2 ladies talking in the supermarket the other day. One said to the other, "those baking potatoes remind me of my husbands balls" The other woman says "why, that big?" No the other woman says "That dirty"
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:33 am
by ForM
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