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the cheapest high
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:00 pm
by horton
flu.
my head feels like a smoked 10 joints, my vision is blurred, i can barely speak, my throat is burning..im gonna lie in bed and listen to drum n bass.
apart from the liquid coming from my nose, its kinda pleasant.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:02 pm
by horton
im sure i could get into a fight, pay $999 for my dose of flu and get some crazy bitchez..
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:08 pm
by brisk
and make some chicken soup afterwards.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:57 pm
by horton
no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:00 pm
by andyman
horton wrote:no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

If that's all you can afford.....
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:19 pm
by horton
andyman wrote:horton wrote:no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

If that's all you can afford.....
it is...erm...sauce 200yen - tofu 200yen - rice 200yen - onion 50yen - mushrooms 100 Yen - beer x 4 500 yen.
1250 yen...about 12US$ ?
Re: the cheapest high
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:44 pm
by Freakaloin
horton wrote:flu.
my head feels like a smoked 10 joints, my vision is blurred, i can barely speak, my throat is burning..im gonna lie in bed and listen to drum n bass.
apart from the liquid coming from my nose, its kinda pleasant.
MORON ALERT!!!
Re: the cheapest high
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:37 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Freakaloin wrote:
MORON ALERT!!!
Anyone else seem to notice the moron alert only seems to go off whenever freakaloin posts

Re: the cheapest high
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:39 pm
by eepberries
Giraffe }{unter wrote:Freakaloin wrote:
MORON ALERT!!!
Anyone else seem to notice the moron alert only seems to go off whenever freakaloin posts

Maybe he intends it to be a reflection of himself rather than aimed at the poster?
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:40 pm
by Zyte
you made that joke already didnt you?
Re: the cheapest high
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:45 pm
by Freakaloin
Giraffe }{unter wrote:Freakaloin wrote:
MORON ALERT!!!
Anyone else seem to notice the moron alert only seems to go off whenever freakaloin posts

MORON ALERT pt2...
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:15 pm
by SOAPboy
horton wrote:andyman wrote:horton wrote:no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

If that's all you can afford.....
it is...erm...sauce 200yen - tofu 200yen - rice 200yen - onion 50yen - mushrooms 100 Yen - beer x 4 500 yen.
1250 yen...about 12US$ ?
Make me some

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:47 pm
by feedback
HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU A NICE CRIPPLE BY PLUNGING MY SHIV INTO YOUR GODDAMN KIDNEY 30 TIMES
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:48 pm
by Deathshroud
You better hope thats not the asian pandemic flu.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:56 pm
by feedback
Hmm, I don't think it's nice at all to pretend that "hoping" will stop our friend horton from dying from the asian pandemic flu he's contracted :icon7:
Why don't you go head into the terminal illness ward at the children's hospital and tell all the poor bald children with mis-shapen heads and eyes like saucers that "hoping" will stop the cancer from metasticizing throughout their little bodies. Your calousness is nauseating, you'd better "hope" we never run into eachother in my block of the neighborhood, buddy.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:00 pm
by Guest
Flu is ok if that's all you can afford...
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:01 pm
by mik0rs
Flu doesn't cost anything, I don't get it.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:12 pm
by tnf
feedback wrote:Hmm, I don't think it's nice at all to pretend that "hoping" will stop our friend horton from dying from the asian pandemic flu he's contracted :icon7:
Why don't you go head into the terminal illness ward at the children's hospital and tell all the poor bald children with mis-shapen heads and eyes like saucers that "hoping" will stop the cancer from metasticizing throughout their little bodies. Your calousness is nauseating, you'd better "hope" we never run into eachother in my block of the neighborhood, buddy.
shiv him feedback.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:18 pm
by shiznit
mik0rs wrote:Flu doesn't cost anything, I don't get it.
Not to worry it's just Toxic trying to use an overused joke with out understanding what he's talking about.
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:11 am
by Nightshade
feedback wrote:Hmm, I don't think it's nice at all to pretend that "hoping" will stop our friend horton from dying from the asian pandemic flu he's contracted :icon7:
Why don't you go head into the terminal illness ward at the children's hospital and tell all the poor bald children with mis-shapen heads and eyes like saucers that "hoping" will stop the cancer from metasticizing throughout their little bodies. Your calousness is nauseating, you'd better "hope" we never run into eachother in my block of the neighborhood, buddy.
Goddamn feedback, that's some fucked up shit right there. How many times do I have to fucking tell you? There's TWO FUCKING L's IN CALLOUSNESS.
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:36 pm
by feedback
From now on, I'll draft my posts in MS Word first~
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:49 pm
by Foo
YOU APPEAR TO BE WRITING A LETTER
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:51 pm
by Guest
Cheapest high? Meh... I've gotten XTC for free before...
Just kidding I've had a flu before where I saw these circular type of red vortexes forming above me in the air. There were dozens of them. Yeah I was fucked.
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:02 pm
by [xeno]Julios
i dunno - sometimes getting ill can make you feel a bit dizzy and all, but i wouldn't say it's anything close to a cerebral high.
doesn't make you more imaginitive or anything...