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This is easily best thread all year

I sat on meself earlier and didn't notice. I found out after playing a few rounds of Q3 so it must have been 45 mins to 1 hour I was on it.

Now my left ball aches like fury and has all evening.

Public service announcement: If you have balls, especially if they're huge like mine, take care not to sit on them. You and your future children will regret it.

Not drunk. But it's 6:30AM, I'm bored, and my left nut is killing me.

feels like AIDS. Yeah, it's probably AIDS

So you sit on your nuts without noticing and you're telling us you got big balls?

lol..this is too gay for words

Duhard wrote:So you sit on your nuts without noticing and you're telling us you got big balls?

lol..this is too gay for words

Listen chump... I thought there was a pillow on the chair. Turns out I was wrong, it was just my huge nuts.

Any questions?

His mom actually kicked him in the balls for staying up all night on the PC when he has to get up and cut the grass in the morning.

*grabs ballz*

Foo wrote:Listen chump... I thought there was a pillow on the chair. Turns out I was wrong, it was just my huge nuts.

Any questions?

So "huge" you can't tell when you're sitting on it...lawls..and who the fuck sits on his balls, u some kind of prepubescent funboy, kid?

Don't make me challenge you to a 1v1 so I can smash your other nut..owned.

Foo wrote:

Duhard wrote:So you sit on your nuts without noticing and you're telling us you got big balls?

lol..this is too gay for words

Listen chump... I thought there was a pillow on the chair. Turns out I was wrong, it was just my huge nuts.

Any questions?

jelus?

crushed..

Duhard wrote:

Foo wrote:Listen chump... I thought there was a pillow on the chair. Turns out I was wrong, it was just my huge nuts.

Any questions?

So "huge" you can't tell when you're sitting on it...lawls..and who the fuck sits on his balls, u some kind of prepubescent funboy, kid?

Don't make me challenge you to a 1v1 so I can smash your other nut..owned.

Shut the hell up and drive your gay little Oldsmobile off a cliff, you retarded Queeb.

Duhard wrote:
Don't make me challenge you to a 1v1 so I can smash your other nut..owned.

lol

Nightshade wrote:Shut the hell up and drive your gay little Oldsmobile off a cliff, you retarded Queeb.

haha..nerdshade still trying to act like an internet badass..I remember what happened last time you tried to make an impression and I've got the demos to prove it..how about an encore, elvis?

come on moron..time to play your little candy cane bullshit games with all the other noobified idiots who are trying to save your hillbilly ass from getting bitchslapped all over the fucking server..give 'em hell forrest!

Foo wrote:This is easily best thread all year

I sat on meself earlier and didn't notice. I found out after playing a few rounds of Q3 so it must have been 45 mins to 1 hour I was on it.

Now my left ball aches like fury and has all evening.

Public service announcement: If you have balls, especially if they're huge like mine, take care not to sit on them. You and your future children will regret it.

i was unaware i ached

I have sat on my balls and when i do i am stood back like a shot
Its just pure pain

Where is the best thread?

riddla wrote:you're soaking in it

I am?,,, ewww!!