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food is for morons...

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:35 pm
by Freakaloin
meh...waste of time and money to eat all the time...i now limit my calorie intake to 1200 a day max...i'm rock hard and never have to take a shit and when i do i rarely need to wipe... already reach my weight goal...now i must lose 5 more just for shits and giggles...questions?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:37 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
geoff doesnt wipe his ass when he shits. why doesnt that surprise me?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:38 pm
by Freakaloin
i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:40 pm
by werldhed
I found out my basal metabolic rate is ~1400-1500 cal/day.
I have to eat a lot to stay alive.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:41 pm
by Duhard
so you don't shit asswipe?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:43 pm
by Freakaloin
i can eat 2664 calorie a day and not gain weight...but food is gay so fuck that...

http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/dee

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:44 pm
by losCHUNK
i found that wearing slip on shoes reduces the amount of time needed to put shoes on

this is because you dont have to go through the devastating task of tying the laces up

glad i could be of help :up:

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:46 pm
by seremtan
just think, before the internet came along, sharing your toilet habits with complete strangers around the world was an impossibility

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:48 pm
by losCHUNK
i also found that reading whilst laying some cable helps things flow that lil bit more easy

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:53 pm
by SoM
wheres julios when u need him

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:02 pm
by Canis
So hes a dirty motherfucker as well as an annoyance....go figure.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:08 pm
by Duhard
Canis wrote:So hes a dirty motherfucker as well as an annoyance....go figure.
..and he says eating is gay..lol this moron's too gay for words..

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:13 pm
by Freakaloin
40,000 is too gay for humanity...questions?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:15 pm
by Don Carlos
lol my mate was on 5000 calories a day and still lost 11 pounts in a week

you loser

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:20 pm
by Nightshade
Amazing. Dr. Goof has discovered that if you eat less, you lose weight.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:21 pm
by Freakaloin
i'm the christian bale of the msgboards...questions?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:22 pm
by hax103
Freakaloin wrote:i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
LOL. He doesnt need to shit.

Freakie just explodes when he is 30.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:35 pm
by Duhard
Freakaloin wrote:40,000 is too gay for humanity...questions?
lawl..you've been posting 3 times more often than me for the last 3 years dumb dumb...owned and jellus..hmmmmm

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:43 pm
by Nightshade
hax103 wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
LOL. He doesnt need to shit.

Freakie just explodes when he is 30.
So he exploded about 15 years ago? That would explain the non-stop shit spewing.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:44 pm
by Freakaloin
hax103 wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
LOL. He doesnt need to shit.

Freakie just explodes when he is 30.
another moron who can't read...gg...

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:44 pm
by Freakaloin
Duhard wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:40,000 is too gay for humanity...questions?
lawl..you've been posting 3 times more often than me for the last 3 years dumb dumb...owned and jellus..hmmmmm
and yet u have 46k more posts then me...MORON ALERT...

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:46 pm
by Nightshade
Goof can't add...MORON ALERT!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:46 pm
by Canis
Freakaloin, how many times do we have to remind you the moron alert is for you and you alone....self-labeling is acceptable, but only if the naive fuck doing it recognizes it.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:47 pm
by Freakaloin
Canis wrote:Freakaloin, how many times do we have to remind you the moron alert is for you and you alone....self-labeling is acceptable, but only if the naive fuck doing it recognizes it.
MORON ALERT!!!...

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:47 pm
by [xeno]Julios
I was eating 4500 calories a day a couple bulking phases ago, and i'm only 150-170 pounds. Geoff how much do you weigh?