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Make the weiner bigger pills

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:59 pm
by andyman
Lets hear your experiences with these

:ninja:

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:00 am
by Guest
0.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:01 am
by andyman
C'mon people know one will judge you
:paranoid:

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:02 am
by losCHUNK
viagra ?

slipped my mate one on his stag party

by all accounts he couldnt get his boxers off for a day

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:10 am
by andyman
losCHUNK wrote:viagra ?

slipped my mate one on his stag party

by all accounts he couldnt get his boxers off for a day
does he not have hands? how the hell couldn't he get his boxers off?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:11 am
by losCHUNK
well im guessing he had a tight waste band and a huge pole

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:14 am
by Scourge
I was told by my wife that if I took viagra I might as well plan on a divorce.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:18 am
by Pooinyourmouth
Viagra makes a pretty good coat hanger.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:18 am
by bitWISE
I was tempted to order a trial of Enzyte but I never got around to it.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:39 am
by Guest
I can fuck for hours already, half the time I don't even get to finish so pills are definitely out of the question for me.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:41 am
by Hannibal
scourge34 wrote:I was told by my wife that if I took viagra I might as well plan on a divorce.
why would she say that?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:17 am
by Deathshroud
Hannibal wrote:
scourge34 wrote:I was told by my wife that if I took viagra I might as well plan on a divorce.
why would she say that?
Maybe she's a nympho?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:58 am
by Massive Quasars
scourge, explain

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:07 am
by seremtan
he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:29 am
by [xeno]Julios
perhaps he's trying to imply that his wife would be offended that he'd need synthetic help to get a hardon for her.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:32 am
by [xeno]Julios
btw was reading "miss smilla's feeling for snow"

an AWESOME novel - good thriller but quite philosophical.

anyway, i'm a couple hundred pages in, and all of a sudden, there's this:
Originally posted by Peter Høeg

Standing in the middle of the bedroom, we take off each other's clothes.
He has a light, fumbling brutality, which several times makes me think that this time it'll cost me my sanity. In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little slit in the head of his penis so I can put my clitoris inside and fuck him
Who needs viagra with a girl like that!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:52 am
by Chupacabra
[xeno]Julios wrote:perhaps he's trying to imply that his wife would be offended that he'd need synthetic help to get a hardon for her.
you and your logic :o!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:42 am
by MKJ
Kracus wrote:I can fuck for hours already, half the time I don't even get to finish so pills are definitely out of the question for me.
being on the receiving end doesnt count dude :olo:

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:44 am
by Transient
seremtan wrote:he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something
His penis eats small rodents?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:09 pm
by Don Carlos
losCHUNK wrote:well im guessing he had a tight waste band and a huge pole
:icon26:

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:21 pm
by Nightshade
bitWISE wrote:I was tempted to order a trial of Enzyte but I never got around to it.
Those fucking commercials make me want to put a brick through my TV.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:44 pm
by seremtan
Transient wrote:
seremtan wrote:he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something
His penis eats small rodents?
doesn't everyone's?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:55 pm
by mik0rs
[xeno]Julios wrote:perhaps he's trying to imply that his wife would be offended that he'd need synthetic help to get a hardon for her.
Maybe, which would make her pretty ignorant (or stupid) as that's not really the point of viagra anyway.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:09 pm
by bitWISE
Nightshade wrote:
bitWISE wrote:I was tempted to order a trial of Enzyte but I never got around to it.
Those fucking commercials make me want to put a brick through my TV.
Yeah it was funny the first time and then went straight to annoying. I actually haven't seen them on in a while.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:16 pm
by Scourge
seremtan wrote:he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something
Or something like that. Viagra would be overkill. Unless I haven't had any in a while I can go for quite some time already. She knows I've never had a problem getting a boner, so that's not it. I think she's afraid I would fuck her to death. :icon30: