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Quake3World • jailbate test
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jailbate test

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:55 am
by [FTF]Pyro
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its just a question if you could handle the time

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:00 am
by bitWISE
Honestly. It would take a few beers.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:04 am
by [FTF]Pyro
bitWISE wrote:Honestly. It would take a few beers.
yeah one in each of her hands ...........

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:29 am
by bitWISE
Now this is the kind of girl I would go to jail for:

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(note tnf, take it easy on me, she really isn't jailbate)

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:54 am
by Dr_Watson
^ she looks 26

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:12 am
by reefsurfer
In sweden chicks are legal at 15, and we dont have any stupid laws against sunbathing topless etc.. tits on every beach here in Sweden.

Sucks to be an American huh.. :icon26:

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:14 am
by [FTF]Pyro
reefsurfer wrote:In sweden chicks are legal at 15,
past their prime

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:19 am
by Grudge
There are laws against topless sunbathing in the US? lol, that sucks

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:21 am
by Dave
bitWISE wrote:Honestly. It would take a few beers.
I'd take a lot more than a few

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:41 am
by MKJ
Grudge wrote:There are laws against topless sunbathing in the US? lol, that sucks
you cant even wear a thong in "family waterparks" :dork:

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:14 am
by Nightshade
Dave wrote:
bitWISE wrote:Honestly. It would take a few beers.
I'd take a lot more than a few
You'd fuck after THINKING about a beer, you filthy liar.

Re: jailbate test

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:59 am
by seremtan
[FTF]Pyro wrote:Image

its just a question if you could handle the time
if you're gonna pick someone with big breasts who looks like they could be underage but isn't you could have picked someone actually attractive like felicity fey

FFS

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:00 pm
by Foo
bitWISE wrote:Now this is the kind of girl I would go to jail for:

Image

(note tnf, take it easy on me, she really isn't jailbate)
It's a trap.

That's a man.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:02 pm
by R00k
MKJ wrote:
Grudge wrote:There are laws against topless sunbathing in the US? lol, that sucks
you cant even wear a thong in "family waterparks" :dork:
No topless beaches sucks, but I'm fine with no thongs. If keeping nasty old men from wearing thongs in public prevents women from wearing them too, then it's a sacrifice worth making.

Re: jailbate test

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:03 pm
by YourGrandpa
seremtan wrote: if you're gonna pick someone with big breasts who looks like they could be underage but isn't you could have picked someone actually attractive like felicity fey

FFS
You'd make a mess in your tighty whiteys if that girl even talked to you. Who are you trying to kid?

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:06 pm
by R00k
She's not really that hot, you're just a dirty old man.

Re: jailbate test

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:10 pm
by Foo
YourGrandpa wrote: You'd make a mess in your tighty whiteys if that girl even talked to you. Who are you trying to kid?
As opposed to remaining flaccid in your loose-fitting brownies.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:11 pm
by YourGrandpa
R00k wrote:She's not really that hot, you're just a dirty old man.
Her being "that hot" wasn't my point.

BTW, you'd do her too and you know it.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:13 pm
by o'dium
Of the two women shown so far, both of them are fucking munters.

Re: jailbate test

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:14 pm
by YourGrandpa
Foo wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: You'd make a mess in your tighty whiteys if that girl even talked to you. Who are you trying to kid?
As opposed to remaining flaccid in your loose-fitting brownies.
Brownies?

Re: jailbate test

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:17 pm
by Foo
YourGrandpa wrote:
Foo wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: You'd make a mess in your tighty whiteys if that girl even talked to you. Who are you trying to kid?
As opposed to remaining flaccid in your loose-fitting brownies.
Brownies?
Image

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:18 pm
by YourGrandpa
Oh, ha ha.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:52 pm
by Deathshroud
Foo wrote:
bitWISE wrote:Now this is the kind of girl I would go to jail for:

Image

(note tnf, take it easy on me, she really isn't jailbate)
It's a trap.

That's a man.
Seriously.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:01 pm
by bitWISE
o'dium wrote:Of the two women shown so far, both of them are fucking munters.
Blah. Her face does seem a little less than perfect but I live in the real world where super models don't grow on trees.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:02 pm
by Iccy (temp)
I love threads like this, you can tell who browses porn all day and who deals with real life women.