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Software help
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:30 am
by Doombrain
I’m looking for software or a solution that will interrogate networks for ‘status back’ information, ideally over the internet. Does anyone know of a software house or product that does this?
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:01 am
by Nightshade
Man, I would so help you if I had the slightest fucking clue what you were on about.
Cheers!
Re: Software help
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:09 am
by seremtan
Doombrain wrote:solution
speaking the lingo
sorry but giving you a straight answer isn't on my list of deliverables for this quarter
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:17 am
by Grudge
We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:22 pm
by neh
Grudge wrote:We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.
you mean shit written by monkeys in vb that basically just abstracts all the domain logic that you've "captured" in t-sql then?
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:45 pm
by Doombrain
neh wrote:Grudge wrote:We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.
you mean shit written by monkeys in vb that basically just abstracts all the domain logic that you've "captured" in t-sql then?
Something along those lines. Basically I'm looking for a way we can harvest peripheral info from servers.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:58 pm
by plained
haha :lol:
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:59 pm
by Foo
Do you mean status information or hardware audit?
There's some SNMP tools on sourceforge which you might find useful
http://sourceforge.net/search/?type_of_ ... eField.y=0
Or there are a couple of monitoring programs which have agents that'll run on every system imaginable, and dump info back to SQL tables...
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:42 pm
by Doombrain
Foo wrote:Do you mean status information or hardware audit?
There's some SNMP tools on sourceforge which you might find useful
http://sourceforge.net/search/?type_of_ ... eField.y=0
Or there are a couple of monitoring programs which have agents that'll run on every system imaginable, and dump info back to SQL tables...
It would be status info back.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:46 pm
by seremtan
Grudge wrote:We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.
let's take this action item offline and book some face-time to discuss
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:50 pm
by plained
"WE NEED TO SQUEEZE THE MIDDLE"
:lol:
Re: Software help
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:42 pm
by glossy
seremtan wrote:Doombrain wrote:solution
speaking the lingo
sorry but giving you a straight answer isn't on my list of deliverables for this quarter
:icon26:
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:16 pm
by Doombrain
Cheers foo, there might be something there i can work with.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:38 pm
by R00k
Doombrain wrote:It would be status info back.
What in hell do you mean by this anyway? That's one of the vaguest requests I've heard.
Uptime? System resources? Connected users? Applications' status? Performance monitoring? Network utilization? The brand name of the monitor?
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:50 pm
by Doombrain
R00k wrote:Doombrain wrote:It would be status info back.
What in hell do you mean by this anyway? That's one of the vaguest requests I've heard.
Uptime? System resources? Connected users? Applications' status? Performance monitoring? Network utilization? The brand name of the monitor?
Take a fucking chill pill. I've already fucking told you what for, it just seems you can't fucking read.
Here it is again, dickhead. "Basically I'm looking for a way we can harvest peripheral info from servers."
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:53 pm
by 4days
thank fuck it's friday.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:54 pm
by Doombrain
you fucking said it
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:55 pm
by teriba
I'm working from home! Being sick rules!
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:57 pm
by Doombrain
teriba wrote:I'm working from home! Being sick rules!
We'll see.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:03 pm
by teriba
Okay, you win, life is a living hell right now.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:35 pm
by FragaGeddon
http://www.alloy-software.com/nin/index.html
I don't think it does it over the internet, but this may help.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:46 pm
by MKJ
teriba wrote:Okay, you win, life is a living hell right now.
a little denial never hurt anybody *slaps back*