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So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report...

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:50 pm
by blood.angel
...and finishes up by giving the coalition casuality count.

"Well sir, over the last week we have lost 12 US marines to IEDs, 4 UK marines in an ambush, and 3 Brazilian Haliburton contractors in an accident"

At this George's eyes widen and tears start to well. "Oh......no. No no no no no no NO!" and he puts his head down onto the table and starts sobbing.

Rumsfeld is freaked out by this as hes told Bush worse casuality lists than this one plenty times before and George didnt even bat and eyelid.

But before he could do or say anything George lifts his head and through his tear stained face says "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:52 pm
by 4days
heh

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:07 pm
by Nightshade
HAAHAAAHAAHAAAA!!!!

Yanks are dumb.

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:23 pm
by MKJ
well, Dubya is

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:03 pm
by Don Carlos
hahaha

Re: So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:22 pm
by Canidae
blood.angel wrote:...and finishes up by giving the coalition casuality count.

"Well sir, over the last week we have lost 12 US marines to IEDs, 4 UK marines in an ambush, and 3 Brazilian Haliburton contractors in an accident"

At this George's eyes widen and tears start to well. "Oh......no. No no no no no no NO!" and he puts his head down onto the table and starts sobbing.

Rumsfeld is freaked out by this as hes told Bush worse casuality lists than this one plenty times before and George didnt even bat and eyelid.

But before he could do or say anything George lifts his head and through his tear stained face says "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
How can you fuck up a cut 'n paste joke?

The punch line is :
Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
Irishmen are dumb :icon34:

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:27 pm
by SplishSplash
ok I think everybody got the joke without making it too obvious.

Re: So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:31 pm
by Transient
LOL :p
Canidae wrote:How can you fuck up a cut 'n paste joke?

The punch line is :
I got it. :icon6:

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:33 pm
by seremtan
ur attacking the monkey not the organ grinder...

lol...n00bs

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:09 am
by Canidae
seremtan wrote:ur attacking the monkey not the organ grinder...

lol...n00bs
No actually I'm attacking the organ grinder because, believe me, BA undoubtably grinds his organ a lot and Bush is a

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