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Confucius once said...
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:15 pm
by Guest
If you are cold at night, wear socks...
That way you won't only get warmer but you won't scratched your beloved at once.
Pete
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:17 pm
by Tsakali_
he also said there is no such thing as fried rice
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:19 pm
by mik0rs
You won't get laid by your beloved either if she sees them.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:26 pm
by Pext
do you wear socks during sex?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:27 pm
by Foo
I have to. The friction keeps her hind legs in me wellies.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:31 pm
by mik0rs
Pext wrote:do you wear socks during sex?
Lol, fuck no.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:32 pm
by Foo
mik0rs wrote:Pext wrote:do you wear socks during sex?
Lol, fuck no.
I thought she wore the socks
(and the trousers)
?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:33 pm
by mik0rs
She said that wasn't the fucking case just before sending me to make her some tea.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:34 pm
by Guest
Tsakali_ wrote:he also said there is no such thing as fried rice
Not sure but, I think that was Mao Tse Tong who says that.
Pete
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:14 am
by [xeno]Julios
Foo wrote:I have to. The friction keeps her hind legs in me wellies.
i'm not sure exactly how to visualize that, but it sounds funny enough
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:16 am
by Transient
I might laugh if I knew what wellies were.
edit: Google says boots. WTF?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:38 am
by Scourge
Transient wrote:I might laugh if I knew what wellies were.
edit: Google says boots. WTF?
You've never heard about putting the hind legs in your boots?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:09 am
by Guest
If you get up on the wrong side of the bed...
Change your bed location.
Pete
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:15 am
by Kills On Site
Confucius said don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:32 am
by R00k
I thought Confucius said 'Where's the beef?'
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:34 am
by seremtan
Pext wrote:do you wear socks during sex?
socks are like woolly condoms for your feet
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:37 am
by Guest
R00k wrote:I thought Confucius said 'Where's the beef?'
Yea and Mao said were is the Worcester Sauce?
Pete
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:40 am
by R00k
...and Ghengis said Where's the snowshoes?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:56 am
by Guest
Follow your heart, then your instinct, then your feet should bring you to where your heart and instinct wanted you to go in the first place…Then you might as well just follow your feet and they will bring you to the same place.
Pete
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:11 am
by Guest
Though Shall respect Pete in every way.
Or you will be doomed.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:27 am
by MKJ
confucius also said; gtfo :icon10: