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Truly bizarre

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:19 pm
by [xeno]Julios
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/20 ... 461751.htm

Man builds up 30,000 volts of static electricity]

Victorian authorities believe a man built up at least 30,000 volts of static electricity in his jacket simply by walking around the western Victorian city of Warrnambool yesterday.

The man left a trail of scorch marks and molten plastic behind him.

It was yesterday afternoon when Frank Clewer walked into a Warrnambool business and got his first shock.

"It sounded almost like a firecracker or something like that," he said.

"It was at the reception area. Within say, around five minutes, the carpet started to erupt," he said.

Burns the size of 10-cent pieces were left on the carpet where Mr Clewer had been standing.

The Country Fire Authority evacuated the building and those around it, fearing the power could cause larger electrical problems.

But Mr Clewer's worries continued when he got back in his car.

"I actually scorched a piece of plastic I had on the floor of the car," he said.

Scientist Karl Kruszelnicki says it is likely the electrical build-up was caused by a number of factors, such as the synthetic clothes the man was wearing.

"This poor guy has built up static electricity thanks to an unfortunate combination of insulating clothes that he's wearing, static, synthetic clothes, just walking along and he's just building up this static charge everywhere," Dr Kruszelnicki said.

"I've read of it but I've never heard of it here in Australia."

The CFA has Mr Clewer's jacket and says it is continuing to give off voltage.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:22 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Static my aunt fanny.

Image

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:32 pm
by Grudge
Image

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:34 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
[lvlshot]http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rapidproto/students/projects/ToyConcepts/srosenth/images2_srosenth/IMG_0255.jpg[/lvlshot]

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:36 pm
by Tsakali_
I don't get it

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:38 pm
by o'dium
A story like this and no pics?!

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:24 pm
by phantasmagoria
cool

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:48 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Tsakali_ wrote:I don't get it
"static-y guy"

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:52 pm
by Guest
lol I'd fuck the shit outta some chick, it'd be like ramming lightningbolts into her. :olo:

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:53 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Kracus wrote:lol I'd fuck the shit outta some chick, it'd be like ramming lightningbolts into her. :olo:
yes. exactly like it.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:54 pm
by Dark Metal
Kracus wrote:lol I'd fuck the shit outta some chick, it'd be like ramming lightningbolts into her. :olo:
Buabahhahahaahahahahaha. Fucking lame.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:31 pm
by seremtan
so that's the solution to the future energy crisis. dress like it's 1975 :!:

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:51 pm
by tnf
good evening my friends.

perhaps, no surely, there is a way that an innovation can caputer this energy to help with my design of a moving picture box using rails and a carwash motor. perhaps you can work here to get the thigns going as i don't know the politics and people to talk to being a 30YO american without the connectinos. But rook, and others even, yes, then we can make this happen.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:52 pm
by R00k
fucking LOL

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:52 pm
by Dave
tnf wrote:good evening my friends.
:<

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:53 pm
by tnf
Dave wrote:
tnf wrote:good evening my friends.
:<
Good EveNINg dave.

how are you sir?

or is it tnf your alt?

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:56 pm
by Dave
I am relieves to hear of you are good fortunes. This even ing I am well. How am I, er.. you on this, the eve of our destructon?

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:07 am
by phantasmagoria
tnf wrote:good evening my friends.

perhaps, no surely, there is a way that an innovation can caputer this energy to help with my design of a moving picture box using rails and a carwash motor. perhaps you can work here to get the thigns going as i don't know the politics and people to talk to being a 30YO american without the connectinos. But rook, and others even, yes, then we can make this happen.
That cracked me up
:olo:

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:09 am
by tnf
Dave wrote:I am relieves to hear of you are good fortunes. This even ing I am well. How am I, er.. you on this, the eve of our destructon?
well my good friend.
perhaps a drink i will have for you. are you also a 30YO American or lonely like me? I wish knowfurry would post mroe. becaus you can't see me naked unless you are her. or a girl.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:16 am
by 7zark7
* Doing my best Sean Connery... " Rather Shocking News" :icon20:

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:38 am
by Dave
tnf wrote:
Dave wrote:I am relieves to hear of you are good fortunes. This even ing I am well. How am I, er.. you on this, the eve of our destructon?
well my good friend.
perhaps a drink i will have for you. are you also a 30YO American or lonely like me? I wish knowfurry would post mroe. becaus you can't see me naked unless you are her. or a girl.
In America, I am under trente of age years but I am american. Pleas don not be nude for me i am a man! Do you drink mcuh tnf?

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:40 am
by mjrpes
tnf wrote:good evening my friends.

perhaps, no surely, there is a way that an innovation can caputer this energy to help with my design of a moving picture box using rails and a carwash motor. perhaps you can work here to get the thigns going as i don't know the politics and people to talk to being a 30YO american without the connectinos. But rook, and others even, yes, then we can make this happen.
melons.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:46 am
by plained
yea ey

that crazy static

eh these things happen

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:19 am
by tnf
mjrpes wrote:
tnf wrote:good evening my friends.

perhaps, no surely, there is a way that an innovation can caputer this energy to help with my design of a moving picture box using rails and a carwash motor. perhaps you can work here to get the thigns going as i don't know the politics and people to talk to being a 30YO american without the connectinos. But rook, and others even, yes, then we can make this happen.
melons.
melons.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:10 am
by Ryoki
lol tnf :olo: