I want my chinese
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:51 pm
Fucking delivery boys taking his sweet time. :icon33:
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:58 pm
he's afraid to cross the moat
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:02 pm
The moat has been free from gators for months.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:07 pm
wtf - ok two questions:
1) Why do you have a moat?
2) HOW THE FUCK did jug know you had a moat?
1) Why do you have a moat?
2) HOW THE FUCK did jug know you had a moat?
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:19 pm
I'm affraid to say he was once one of my lovers.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:22 pm
too much makeup for me. i left him.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:22 pm
Need to get an intern all food delivery's are fast and they'll even eagerly run across the building with a box to fetch stuff from the vending machines multiple times per day.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:23 pm
Thats just lazy.Giraffe }{unter wrote:Need to get an intern all food delivery's are fast and they'll even eagerly run across the building with a box to fetch stuff from the vending machines multiple times per day.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:31 pm
at first you feel bad, then you see how eager this guy is to do it and it's like you are insulting him if you go yourself.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:05 pm
What u havin m8?
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:13 pm
I had a nice prawn and cashew nut rice dish and a portion of kung pow chicken topped off with a bag of prawn crackers and a fortune cookie.
My fortune was..."The secret to a rich life is to have more begginings than endings."
It was also delivered by a very cute chinese girl who smiled and said 'I remember you.' Even though I haven't ordered from them in about 12 months.
I guess I made some kind of impression last time.
My fortune was..."The secret to a rich life is to have more begginings than endings."
It was also delivered by a very cute chinese girl who smiled and said 'I remember you.' Even though I haven't ordered from them in about 12 months.
I guess I made some kind of impression last time.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:18 pm
Did u answer with a cat strapped to you ball sack?
also, sounds nice, im hungry now
also, sounds nice, im hungry now
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:21 pm
No the cats are asleep on my bed.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:42 pm
sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:28 pm
its only naturalGrudge wrote:sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:40 pm
Yes. It's inevitable.Don Carlos wrote:its only naturalGrudge wrote:sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:41 pm
I scratch my fingers and sniff my balls 
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:48 pm
I chew my cats ears.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:50 pm
and used to sniff my ballsMr.Magnetichead wrote:I chew my cats ears.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:54 pm
:icon14:Mr.Magnetichead wrote:kung pow
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:35 pm
asian guys take a long time to cum...
patience..
patience..