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Hurricane Rita - Conspiacy Theory
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:47 am
by Giraffe }{unter
So either the al qaeda has this super weather weapon and is trying to take out the US fuel sources one at a time or God is pissed off and coming back to finish off the people that escaped Louisiana into Texas.
Gas expected to reach $4.00 a gallon, the hurricane has not even come to land and the gas prices have already gone up in anticipation of it.
Another 100,000+ idiots will sit in their houses and ignore the warnings to evacuate.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:51 am
by +JuggerNaut+
let them die if they ignore the warnings. Earth needs a good cleansing anyway.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:52 am
by Scourge
I'm not going ennywhar. Actually I'm too far inland to get much more than some storms. Hotels, RV parks, etc. are already booked up solid here from evacuees already. Not to mention the 500 or so refugees from Louisiana already here.
edit: wonder if I can add the word 'already' a few more times in that post.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:16 am
by R00k
Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:20 am
by R00k
I'm glad my family lives near the panhandle.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:24 am
by Scourge
I have some relatives in Houston. Don't know if they're leaving or not. I figure they might show up soon.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:34 am
by Tsakali_
R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
I say let them stay, if they don't want to evacuate it's prolly for the best of humanity anyway, it's just sad that the entire country is going to pay for their bad choices
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:57 am
by Foo
Makes you wonder. If George Bush really believes god wanted him in office, what's he make of these acts of god?
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:54 am
by ajerara
Yeah, all the Christian Right people that are always saying these kinds of things are God punishing the evildoers, what do they make of this? They were saying that New Orleans was wicked so it got punished, now Texas? What's their excuse for that one?
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:12 am
by Dave
Only steers and queers live in Texas
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:24 am
by Grudge
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:34 am
by arak0r
damn commies!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:39 am
by Grudge
It's the Yakuza!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:22 am
by Canis
The whole fucking world is against me...the same goes for the hurricane.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:47 am
by Mr.Magnetichead
Foo wrote:Makes you wonder. If George Bush really believes god wanted him in office, what's he make of these acts of god?
It's because of all the gays in America.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:19 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:21 am
by Eraser
R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
or have the salt water replaced with an actual brain.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:52 am
by Nightshade
I heard this morning that several hundred oil rigs had already been evacuated and nine refineries had been shit down. It must be very tiring for oil company executives to keep jizzing in their pants all the time.
This storm's going to be one mean bitch, but at least the areas likely to be hit aren't giant soup bowls.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:55 am
by Nightshade
"Yakuza weather engineering"
Imagine if people were actually using weather as a weapon...
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:19 am
by Transient
R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
What about those who
can't leave?
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:29 am
by Dek
Transient wrote:R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
What about those who
can't leave?
If you know you'll die in 3 days in advance, you'll find a way to leave...
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:19 pm
by Dave
OMG! I just heard they were "prepositioning" FEDERAL rescue workers. Do you think they know something?!?!
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:22 pm
by Transient
Dek wrote:Transient wrote:R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
What about those who
can't leave?
If you know you'll die in 3 days in advance, you'll find a way to leave...
Not if you're mentally/physically handicapped, poor, or elderly.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:31 pm
by Eraser
Dave wrote:OMG! I just heard they were "prepositioning" FEDERAL rescue workers. Do you think they know something?!?!
prepositioning? Does that mean they'll all be eaten up by the hurricane leaving no one left to help?
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:38 pm
by R00k
Yea, at any rate, at least it's not going to be as bad for them as it was for New Orleans. Texas is just one big, flat chunk of dirt - no cities filling up with water or anything.
Hell, they should move all marathons to Texas, at least they'd be able to see where they're supposed to finish.