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Intelligent Design was just the beginning
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:48 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Now we have "Intelligent Falling"
Clicky
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."
lol
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:57 am
by shiv4
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down"
my father just fell down a ladder - intelligence fall - I can agree to that
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:06 am
by shiv4
"there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, ..."
lol
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:11 am
by r3t
The fact that some people take idiotic stuff like this serious scares me
edit: I should check the link before replying... The Onion
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:27 am
by shiv4
the onion is meta-truth
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:22 pm
by Freakaloin
old...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:30 pm
by phantasmagoria
Thank fuck that's on theonion, however it could quite easily be reality.
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:34 pm
by Freakaloin
maybe in ur gay world...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:40 pm
by phantasmagoria
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:41 pm
by Freakaloin
just what i expected...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:42 pm
by phantasmagoria
You're a regular Mystic Meg, you are :icon31:
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:44 pm
by Freakaloin
and i used to fuck guys like u in montesorri school...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:48 pm
by Deji
Freakaloin wrote:and i used to fuck guys like u in montesorri school...
So you admit to being gay?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:49 pm
by Freakaloin
no...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:09 pm
by Nightshade
"secular gravity"
