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milliondollarhomepage.com

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:52 pm
by shiznit
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com

Basicly you buy ad space in pixels, it's $1 for each pixel and a minimum of 100 pixels. It's getting quite a bit of traffic.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:58 pm
by Foo
One of those 'goddamned wish I'd thought of that first' ideas :)

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:03 pm
by phantasmagoria
Fuck me, that's a clever idea

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:06 pm
by losCHUNK
fuck aye

edit: dink

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:18 pm
by Pext
to bad it's slow as hell...

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:19 pm
by Chupacabra
too bad your internet is slow?

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:23 pm
by Pext
nah: 2mbit downstream. i just realised that the images just wont load for me...

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:26 pm
by shiznit
odd, the site is fast for me.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:43 pm
by inolen
riddla wrote:actually its a horrid idea, there's no content to drive repeat visitors other than the existing advertisers checking here and there. I doubt seriously he'll sell the whole lot by a long shot.
Who cares, he's already made near 9k off the gimmick.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:30 pm
by dzjepp
'internet history' is so passe at this point. Every site wants to claim they are part of the 'omg internat! mega history' but in 2 months time nobody is gonna visit that site anymore. It's just like some nerds gloryfied bookmarks page.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:35 pm
by Grudge

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:04 pm
by dzjepp
I THINK I WILL GO AHEAD AND BOOKMARK THAT PAGE FOR FUTURE SAFEKEEPING. IT WILL BE A SWELL AND NOVEL (NOT TO MENTION FREEKING COOL) IDEA TO CHECK THAT PAGE FOR DAILY UPDATES TO SEE WHAT NEW AND AMAZING COMPANY HAS BRANDED THEIR TINY LOGO ON THE PAGE. IT SHOULD ALSO BE NICE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE OWNERS BLOG. I MEAN, A SITES POPULARITY IS USUALLY DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE SIZE OF THE COMMENTS EACH BLOG FEED RECEIVES. YOU KNOW, SOMEWHAT HOW THAT TERRY SHIVO SITE WITH THE MURRRRRRRR, DDDAAAAAAAH, MEEEEEAHH, BLOG FEEDS HAD SHOCK VALUE ON A DIRECT SCALE, BUT EACH INVIVIDUAL ENTRY HAD OVER 300 REPLIES BY INTERNET USERS LIKE US. THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE FOR SOME GOOD WATER-COOLER TALK AT WORK OR SOMETHING. I WONDER IF THE GUUUUUUUUUUUUNS FROM SOMETHINGAWFULBULLETINFORUMS WILL GET THEIR OWN PETITION FOR A BUY-IN INTO THE PIXEL LOGO MARKET. THEN THEY CAN HAVE SOME AWESOME DISCUSSION IN THEIR CLOSELY INTER-WOVEN CIRCLE OF FRIENDS HOW THEIR SITE IS REALLY COOL AND ALL (BTW, GOOONS IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FUCKING RETARTED MONKEYS THAT PAY MONEY TO ACCESS AN INTERNET FORUM WHERE OTHER PEOPLE OF EQUAL RETARDENESS POST LINK TO SUCH HILARIOUS MEDIA MATERIAL LIKE MONKEYS THROWING FECES OR DRINKING THEIR OWN URINE).

WELL, I WONDER IF THIS POST HAS HAD ANY SUCCESS. ON ONE HAND, IT WOULD SEEM LIKE A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME, I MEAN I MUST OF HAVE SPENT LIKE A TOTAL OF 30 SECONDS WRITING THIS SO FAR. ON THE OTHER HAND, I FISTED MY ANUS LAST NITE WITH MY ENIRE PALM, AND SMELLY GLOBS OF SHIT HAD COVERED MY EVERY ONE OF MY FINGERS. I JUST HOPE THE KEENINGLY COY NATURE OF POSTING WITH CAPITAL LETTERS CAN REFLECT ON THE TRUE NATURE OF MY FEELINGS, WHICH GENERALLY SHOULD BE THAT I GOT ALL WORKED UP BY WRITING THIS BUT HEH NOT REALLY (HAHA). I WONDER IF I CAN GET ANY STYLE POINTS++++ FOR PURPORTLY COPYING THE COMEDY STYLE OF MADDOX THE GREAT INTERNET GENIUS AND THAT OF THE LATE AND GREAT LOLINTERNET. MAYBE MY COOL AND COLLECTED ATTITUDE OF THIS ENTIRE POST WILL ALSO BE REFLECTED IN THE WAY I DIDN'T BOTHER TO FIX AND SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES. SOME OF THE INTER-GRAMMAR COPS THAT VISIT THIS PLACE WILL PROBABLY JUMP ON MY DICK THOUGH.

OH WELL I THINK THIS IS ALREADY LONG DAMMNN. TIME TO LOG-OFF YES.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:31 pm
by -Nick-
someone summarise that into something reasonable

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:36 pm
by zeeko
i am gay

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:36 pm
by zeeko
but in all honesty, who the fuck wants their pixel in the bottom right corner

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:04 pm
by R00k
dzjepp wrote:...
lol. You virgin, you.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:23 am
by netrex
What the hell. LOL. I'll bookmark it simply because it's a cool idea.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:43 am
by Dave
That has to be the dumbest site in the history of the internet, but like inolen said, he's getting people to buy ad space.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:52 am
by mjrpes
$12,000 does not a dumb website make. :D